people that sneeze in their hands and then wipe their snot on their clothes.
centipedes gross me out, all those legs. and sometimes i feel bad,while im killing it because its still moving and I keep spraying it
The kids think burping and burping loudly and deliberately is fun.
I don't.
King does though.
Sigh.
when my brother would wake up he would come into the room i was in and fart , and then leave.I don't like that, it's not funny! >:(
Also, they are obsessive-compulsive to the Nth degree. So if, say, they get an itch (which is sometimes just psychosomatic), they'll scratch the thing until it bleeds, which then results in a scab/sore. And yes, they'll even do this to their own faces...
farting while walking by someone. when my brother would wake up he would come into the room i was in and fart , and then leave.
Tories.:D :D
Ah, crop dusting.
I have never heard this expression Dweez but I read it to every member of my family and it has been voted the new #1 fart reference in our home. Thanks. :-*
Haha, sweet.
Oh, now burping is a different thing.
I can get behind the burping. ;D :P
Me too. I like burping way too much :D ..sometimes I get too comfortable and I forget where I am.
Even though the booger/mucus stuff grosses people out.. the people who consatntly use Purell to counteract the booger people weirds me out. There's giant vats of Purell everywhere. And people carry it everywhere in their pokets >_< I don't get the chrinic germaphobe thing. I know the worl and people are gross and dirty.. but.. geez...
Seeing other people vomit
I hate touching the button on traffic lights
Seeing other people vomit
LOL.. like to cross the street? Is it a germ thing?Yes. I try to avoid it if I can, but after I have pressed it, I tend to forget I've touched it. The door handles on public toilets are worse, I think.
Skadi, I'm a sympathetic vomiter. I don't vomit much, and if it's me having just drunk too much and someone hands me a shot of goldschlager, I'm usually good at keeping it down. But if I see someone vomit (even on TV...Jackass is deadly to me), then, even if I haven't been drinking or anything, I have to work to keep from bringing stuff up.
Being made aware of other people's phlegm really grosses me out. In high school, there was a boy that would get all his snot into his mouth and spit it out. It makes me sick just thinking about it.
<talks about going to the cinema and not watching the film>For shame! :o
*urp*Have a nice day. :P
and there goes lunch
i think the prize was 50,000 dollars.
i think the prize was 50,000 dollars.I could pay off my student loans with that. Almost.
I can't be around spiders with really long legs. I don't like daddy long-legs either. What the heck is the point of those things? >:(daddy long legs are the only spiders i dont find creepy.
The ones I know in the US are harvestman spiders. But.. they aren't spiders. They don't have a segemented body. ..only have two eyes.. and they have penises. Although I've haven't looked closely enough to notice the eye and penis thing ::)
only have two eyes.. and they have penises.
You actually mean penises not pincers? Wow! How many does it have? :o
chekovsulu will probably be referring to a crane fly, known as a daddy long legs in the UK.Ah yeah, crane flies - I have to close my windows at night now!
Crane fly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly)
Me too. I like burping way too much :D ..sometimes I get too comfortable and I forget where I am.
Thinking that it's mud...but it's not!!! :o :o^That
Wearing flip flops, using a public urinal, feeling your feet get wet, then realizing you haven't started yet.
It's the clingy gooey messiness of stepping in poop that makes it a gross out pain. Like stepping in dog poop while wearing shoes with lots of tread.
I can fight a dog but I run like a little girl when I see a lizard or a cockroach.
exactly. ;DDogs are predators,so they smell and see possible prey. :P
I'm not crazy about dogs.
They seem to know that too because they're sure crazy about me :D
Something thats gross is feeling your front teath scraping on the pavement.
Dogs are predators,so they smell and see possible prey. :P
Dogs are predators,so they smell and see possible prey. :P
What else is bad is throwing up and seeing what you had for dinner.
It put me off of pizza for years once.
They must prey on crotches and other dogs asses then, because they spend a hell of a lot of time smelling them.
I'd love to know where the pieces of carrot come from. I never eat carrot.
You want to hear something revolting? When I was a kid there was a kid in my class who ate other peoples scabs. I'm not talking about a five year old either, we were about 14 at the time. One kid came in one day with a big cold sore scab on his face and this dirty-arse launched at him and bit it right off his face. It's probably the single most revolting thing I've ever seen.
That is revolting. Ew, like ew! Damn, he must have had issues...
I'd love to know where the pieces of carrot come from. I never eat carrot.
And last night, a spider started making a web between my desk and the wall, I don't think it finished though.
I've not been near the desk since last night, I'm not taking any chances! :D
Something totally gross is an infected bedsore. Imagine a wardful of spinal cord injured patients and almost all of them with infected bedsores. You could smell it from the door...
Now.....what were we grossed out by again?Infections and puss :)
How about "running with the big dogs"? That way, it takes gender (hell, even species) right out of it.
Movies totally gross me out, I have to close my eyes. But for some reason real life doesn't. I'm not even sure why.. I'm going to be stuck analyzing myself now :D
One guys schmecko was so bad it looked like a garden sprinkler made of half rotted meat.I think I heard about some guy whose schmecko was so malformed that when he did pee, it went everywhere! I can't remember where I heard this
I watch alot of gory horror movies ( canible zombie types are my fave) .
Ive had people tell me that they are too scared to watch things like that because of this reason or the other.
Ive seen family die from cancer,, thats scary.
My grandfather passed away from cancer badly,, it was wierd too, it ate a hole into part of his chest the size of a golffball,,,now thats gross.
I was 7 when I saw it, and it has stuck with me since.
Another gross thing was having to hear the crunching noise of my own neck when it was fractured.. that still bothers me in nightmares.I was going to mention how I don't like neck breaking, because it happened in the 100 Dollar Baby episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. But I really can't imagine what it'd be like if it happened to yourself :-\
I'm going to be stuck analyzing myself now :D
Yeah,,like me,, I think Haggis is gross, others think its wonderfull
No! I saw a friend do it to another friend when they were both very pissed,well we all were.
Jesus i was 18 then :o
Watching someone throw up in someone elses mouth.
I assumed you meant two people were drunk and kissing.. and one of them puked. Which is super gross.. But at least it's funny sexy embarassing kind of gross.. Randomly accidentally puking in a firend's mouth is pretty bad >_<
It was unheard of to me until now. :D
I know i'd most likely never be the drunk one, but I sure hope i would never get caught it that kind of a mess >_<
Different food really is pretty gross. I'll come back after I've gotten ready for work and post a really gross one I saw this week.
That was the basic joke they used in '40 Year Old Virgin'
That's also a good movie that needed the line 'Everyone loves crazy, until crazy loves you back..' :D The grls that were trying to hook up with him (other then the main girl) were super funny/scary.
When dweez reads the previous page he's going to JPOMK.
These disgusting stories reminded me of something awful I think I might have mentioned elsewhere.
In my eigth grade English class, one of the people in the class had a very big scab on his leg.
There was a kid that a lot of people picked on, and on this particular day the kid with the
scab peeled off the scab then asked the picked on kid if he wanted some beef jerky.
The kid hesitated for a moment, then grabbed it and ate it. I nearly JPOMD.
My oh so drunk cousin once threw up in the cup of coffee her dad made her. He let her drink it anyway. He said the next morning it was her own vomit and he didn't see anything wrong with her drinking it.
LOl.. that sounded dumb didn't it? :P
The bacteria in it would be bacteria that is already in your stomach so I can't see it actually physically hurting you. Psychologically though...
See, I skimmed over that earlier post. Didn't realize it had been sitting out all day...*urp*
drinking pee = ok
pee is sterile.. I'm not so sure about vomit though.. that seems wrong ???
That was the basic joke they used in '40 Year Old Virgin'
When I was a little kid, some neighborhood jokesters took some dog poop, shaped in into
a donut, covered it in powdered sugar, let it harden a bit and gave it to a kid they didn't like.
The kid took a bite of it, and promptly ralphed.
Shell fish?
Would that be a video of two woman puking into a bath then eating it, or the video of a woman eating a pot of puke?
Pee probably wouldn't hurt you.. but day old vomit might have strarted to grow some nasty microbes :-X
What was used to cover the smell up?
Would that be a video of two woman puking into a bath then eating it, or the video of a woman eating a pot of puke?
my neighbors cooking is grossing me out right now. it smells like dog poopey ! .
geez, why would you even go there? :-\ :-X :-X :-X
my neighbors cooking is grossing me out right now. it smells like dog poopey ! .
What was used to cover the smell up?
well, based on frank's story, the average kid doesn't sniff a doughnut before shoving it in their mouth. :P
>_<
pee is body waste from all of the nasty things that goes in....including a mini meal of throwup. :D
Ugh, I'm grossing myself out now. :P
Nope.. it's 95% water.
Urine can be drank up to three times before its too toxicAnd it's saved many lives like peoples who are stuck in ruins after earthquake.
My puking into someone elses mouth post should of won by a mile. :D
But thankfully there is not an animated gif of that.
pictures of this man eating a cooked baby, I once saw on some website.
Nope.. it's 95% water.
and not bad unless someone has an infection
Except in cases of kidney or urinary tract infection (UTI), urine is virtually sterile and nearly odorless.
It might gross you out, but it wouldn't hurt you.
:D
I know that my first reaction to any wound is to pee on it ;D
At least I didn't go this this direction and post about these pictures of this man eating a cooked baby, I once saw on some website.
Dang,, I knew I should have shaved before getting on here.
Who cares what your balls look like.
It's in my skull. ::)
Which also just happens to be in the gutter.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/62248319_904146d7ae.jpg?v=0)
Which also just happens to be in the gutter.
You could always compare it to pictures on RateMyPoo.com.
You could always compare it to pictures on RateMyPoo.com.Your favorite site? :P
More fun to world. :D
ratemyvomit.com (http://www.ratemyvomit.com/)
Hey! I'm real! >:(
But virtual men do everything just like you want them to so its a win win
Here's yours then. :-*I'm going to print that out and introduce it to my parents
:D
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Or girls for that matter. ;D
Never been there,,just someone told me about it once.Yeah,we believed it especially after dweez edit your post. ;)
Honestly,,im not the sort to go to sites like that.
Im a gentelman,,really,, ask OC .
Oh really?
Well, i happen to know a girl im close too for many years that may be interested.
Her name is Mandy,, shes awsome.
Ive raised her from a teenager.
Shes a bit wild at times ( tattoos and piercings) but shes cool as hell.
I'm going to print that out and introduce it to my parents
@RG, you knew Tracy online first right?
She lived in Oklahoma with her 'then husband' is how they met ,if Im not mistaken.
I can't really think of anything that'd gross me out apart from,say an industrial accident.
Someone getting a limb torn off etc.
Think you can get your friend to do that "lemme vomit in your mouth for a bit" incident again? And provide vids this time?
Cause that, Gee, was gross.
Think you can get your friend to do that "lemme vomit in your mouth for a bit" incident again? And provide vids this time?
Cause that, Gee, was gross.
For you Sub,i will endeavour to carry a cam with me next time i go on the piss. ;D
Do people get off on other people pissing? I never thought of that.......Go to a pron site and type in "Water works" and you will get your answer Hmed. (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/Smileys/repuke.gif)
Go to a pron site and type in "Water works" and you will get your answer Hmed. (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/Smileys/repuke.gif)
"ignorance is a bliss"
Go to a pron site and type in "Water works" and you will get your answer Hmed. (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/Smileys/repuke.gif)
In the UK going on the piss or being pissed means being very drunk.
Go to a pron site and type in "Water works" and you will get your answer Hmed. (http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k246/ohcheap1/Smileys/repuke.gif)Your favorite searching words? :P
It was a tragic mistake actually. I was thinking like sex in the pool or something...... ::)::)
I've heard it referred to as "water sports".I would of fell for that one too. Im just not good at planning out the pron
I've heard it referred to as "water sports".
aka Golden Showers.Nah....that one I could of guessed.
I was wondering why I couldn't get to the sites I saw before. Wrong keyword.
When talking poop jumps into someone's mouth from the toilet bowl. In the mouth! :-X:o :o
When talking poop jumps into someone's mouth from the toilet bowl. In the mouth! :-X
Dont you just hate when that happens?
My sister is a piece of fecal matter, and she talks.So you have lovely sister. :P
You have no idea what a large piece of fecal matter she is. Shes a Jerry Springer episode waiting to happen! :DHmm...
aka Golden Showers.
You have no idea what a large piece of fecal matter she is. Shes a Jerry Springer episode waiting to happen! :D
Reminds me of a Zappa line "I can take about an hour on the tower of power,as long as i gets a little golden shower" ;D ;DThat was on the album " Man From Utopia" wasnt it?
You ought to see my brother,, hes just as bad.That was on the album " Man From Utopia" wasnt it?
GOD IM OLD!!!!!
+1
GOD IM OLD!!!!!
Yep, pissing, shitting and vomiting into peoples mouths. Is there no end to the debauchery of the human race. :DHoly poo,this was almost too much to watch in middle of the lunch time. :o
And speaking of debauchery, can someone explain how THIS (http://koptalkinsider.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/disgusting.jpg) came about?
:D
I can sort of see why some people might like the one. I totally don't get the other. And I'm not googling it ::)
Yep, pissing, shitting and vomiting into peoples mouths. Is there no end to the debauchery of the human race. :D
And speaking of debauchery, can someone explain how THIS (http://koptalkinsider.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/disgusting.jpg) came about?
:D
Talk about having your head up your arse! lmao
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M%C3%A4mmi.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:M%C3%A4mmi.jpg) :P
I'm not clicking any links in this thread. >_<
Il take your word for it mate.It's traditional Finnish food. ;D
That looked bloody disgusting. Sorry Laama,, didnt mean to hurt your feelings lmao
What all is in it?M?mmi is made from water, rye flour and powdered rye malt, seasoned with dark molasses, salt and dried, powdered Seville orange peel. The mixture is then allowed to go through a slow, natural sweetening process before being baked in an oven until set. Preparation takes many hours, and after baking the m?mmi is stored chilled for 3 to 4 days before being ready to eat. M?mmi was traditionally stored in small bowls made of birch bark called tuokkonen. Finnish packaging still prints birch bark-like texture on the carton boxes.
M?mmi is made from water, rye flour and powdered rye malt, seasoned with dark molasses, salt and dried, powdered Seville orange peel. The mixture is then allowed to go through a slow, natural sweetening process before being baked in an oven until set. Preparation takes many hours, and after baking the m?mmi is stored chilled for 3 to 4 days before being ready to eat. M?mmi was traditionally stored in small bowls made of birch bark called tuokkonen. Finnish packaging still prints birch bark-like texture on the carton boxes.
Eating the chick in balut...I hate it. I refuse to eat the chick.
You know,, that actualy sounds good.Simple recipe
Maybe I can find the recipe online and try to make it myself (im a trained chef among other things)
Simple recipe
6 quarts (6 L)water
1 lb. (1/2 kg) rye malt (recipe originally had 1 kg as equivalent to 1lb)
3 lbs (1.5 kg) rye flour
molasses to taste
1-2 tsp. salt
4 Tbsp. chopped orange rind
(syrup)
Method 1 Mix 500 gm of malt with 1 litre of tepid water and put a thick layer of rye flour onto the surface. Cover, and leave it in a warm place for two hours. Sift the remaining malt and flour together. Uncover the pot, mix thoroughly and then add 1 litre of boiling water. Make another layer of malt/flour on the surface, cover the pot and again leave for an hour in a warm place. Repeat until all the ingredients are used. Finally add the salt and bigarade or orange zest and boil for 10 minutes, stirring well. Cool by whisking well and half fill moulds with the cooled mixture. Bake at 150?C (300F) for three hours.
Method 2 Mix the malt and flour. Heat the water until tepid. Put 2 quarts of the water into a pot and gradually add flour/malt mix until it forms a thin soup. Sprinkle a layer of malt and flour onto this soup, cover and put in a warm place for one hour. Mix well and then repeat the process until all the ingredients are used. When using the last of the water, season to taste with molasses, orange rind and salt. Cook for about 10 mins., stirring constantly. Whip till cooled. Place in low pans. Do not fill too full, because m?mmi will rise in the oven. Bake in moderate oven for about 1?2 hours.
Quick recipe
for 5 punnets (traditionally made of birch bark):
* 7 liters (7 quarts) of water
* 2 kg (4.4 lb.) of rye flour
* ? kg (1 lb. and 2 oz) of rye malt
* 3 tablespoons of syrup
* 2?3 tablespoons of salt
* 4 tablespoons of bitter orange peel for spicing
First stage Heat the water to 60 ?C (140 ?F) and beat in just enough of the rye flour and malt to form a thin porridge. Distribute a thick layer of the remaining flour and malt onto the surface of the porridge. Cover the pot and leave in a warm place for an hour to sweeten.
Second stage Whip the mixture and add 1 liter (4 cups) of hot water. Then, as in Phase One, add a layer of rye flour and malt to the top of the mixture and leave it to sweeten for another hour. Repeat these steps until all water, flour and malt has been used.
After sweetening, cook the m?mmi for half an hour, stirring well. Spice during cooking. Whip the cooked m?mmi until it cools off and pour it to punnets rinsed with cold water. Sprinkle sugar onto the surface and bake the m?mmi in the oven for about three hours at low heat.
http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/mammi.htm (http://www.dlc.fi/~marianna/gourmet/mammi.htm)
Autopsy porn.Im gonna need some elaboration on this. My mind has a multitude of ideas ruching through it right now.
The #1 reason I don't fix computers freelance anymore. I don't think I'll ever be able to get that out of my head.
Eating the chick of a balut that's a little bit older grosses me out. The texture of the feathers in your mouth, the crack of the beak and the....not going on anymore.I inserted this quote without reading it a second time. THIS definately grossed me out. Mostly cause its a real thing.
Autopsy porn.Other people's computers scare me. I once saw a computer that had prawn in the "My Documents" directory. What made it worse was that it was a computer used by the entire family! It wasn't the fetish kind though, so I suppose I'm kinda lucky :D
The #1 reason I don't fix computers freelance anymore. I don't think I'll ever be able to get that out of my head.
Eating the chick of a balut that's a little bit older grosses me out. The texture of the feathers in your mouth, the crack of the beak and the....not going on anymore.Wikipedia had pictures :(
It's called m?mmi?Yeah,isn't it look very delicious? ;D
Eating the chick of a balut that's a little bit older grosses me out. The texture of the feathers in your mouth, the crack of the beak and the....not going on anymore.
Autopsy porn.
A coroners office in Arkansas got into alot of trouble not too long ago.Holy poo.
A group of wealthy peeps were paying the coroner alot of money to spend time with the freshest male corpses.
Made alot of money from what i understand. And cirtain upstanding citizens weresnt so upstanding when it was all over.
Humans are one bent up species,i'd rather live with the cro magnons.Don't overrated us.
And you wonder why I prefer my snakes over people.Snakes first,then other pets and finally humans if there is still place to them?
Cats 1st,they have a personality,a Snake operates on instinct.
A person can interact with a cat better than a snake.
Snakes have there own personalities just like cats.Beautiful snakes. :)
They have likes and dislikes.
If they like you, its uncconditional, if they dont like you, they never will.
All snakes are , are cats without the cheap fur coats and no legs. lol
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff10/Robin_Graves/Picture029.jpg)
This is Ammee,, Shes a Royal Python I had to rescue from soe idiots that abused her badly.
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff10/Robin_Graves/Picture015.jpg)
This is Samantha,, shes a Red Tail Boa.
Shes a sweetheart
Holy poo.X 2 :o
They're gorgeous mate!
I retract my last statement. ;D
Oh, and maggots might fly out! :oMaggots aren't your favorite food? :P
Some pics on Rotten.com+Pics from Ogrish etc.