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So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
« on: January 19, 2014, 12:21:49 PM »
nuff said

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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2014, 02:14:58 PM »
nuff said

+ 1 to that
(even though the second film is marginally better than the first, it's still a disappointment)
Like 6pairsofshoes mentioned somewhere, I'd rather rely on my imagination and not have the film mess with my memories of the book.
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Re: So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2014, 02:54:12 PM »
While I sort of enjoyed watching it while it was playing, afterwards I did wonder why they had made a movie over 2.5 hours long that could have been done in 11 minutes, possibly 12.

And where was the 'desolation'?
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Re: So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2014, 07:03:05 PM »
While I sort of enjoyed watching it while it was playing, afterwards I did wonder why they had made a movie over 2.5 hours long that could have been done in 11 minutes, possibly 12.

And where was the 'desolation'?

It was self-referential. Film title as film criticism...  :o
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Re: So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2014, 09:23:00 AM »
As a film go's, it entertained.
I put films into distinct categories, this was a entertaining film with no thought required.
Was a children's book to begin with.

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Re: So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2014, 01:18:34 AM »
Nope.

Was one third of a children's book to begin with

really , what was the other 2/3 thirds.

Edited to quote christ's post. You all know they tend to dissapear.  ;)
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Re: So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2014, 05:19:55 AM »
really , what was the other 2/3 thirds
The next two.... well now one more crappy movie to be released

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Re: So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2014, 01:50:16 AM »
Actually as per the thread title
So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
The Hobbit, or There and Back Again   is the book title.
The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Hobbit: There and Back Again   are the film titles.

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Re: So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2014, 07:01:01 PM »
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Re: So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2014, 11:56:37 AM »
I'm not gonna lie.  It eased the pain of folding laundry.  I paid attention to it the third time I watched it I think.

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Re: So the Hobbit sucks what do you think?
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2016, 12:53:47 AM »
Thank you, Maudibe.  I instinctively stayed away from that movie, and this trailer confirms my suspicions with the best possible humor.