Slim Jim Nacho meat stick.
I don't know what I expected. I didn't like the tabasco one, but I thought this one would taste better.
Instead I feel sick. I bought two. Stupid gas station purchases. (I was specifically trying to avoid snack cakes)
I bought them to break a five.
Alright, the second one was less putrid, and doesn't make me feel like I'm going to throw up. Not exactly a ringing endorsement, that.