When I was at the supermarket, I got super excited to see Mesquite turkey, so I bought it, brought it home, and it's been sitting because I can't really eat bread right now.
But turkey itself doesn't bump calcium, so I ate some of the Mesquite turkey. And hated it.
Somehow I mixed up liking and hating mesquite turkey, and I bought a pound of it.
I wanted the spicy turkey. Stupid brain. I don't even know what the spicy turkey is, it just has a red rim on the slices.