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Offline Santafer

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Re: What do you call your grandmother?
« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2009, 05:39:39 PM »
I call her Abuelita but I'm latin so.
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Offline Methiah

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Re: What do you call your grandmother?
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2009, 02:02:55 PM »
What I would call my grandmother is not something to be said in polite company.

My Father caught her trying to smother my sister with a pillow when she was still in the cradle. She had gone a bit funny in the noddle though (not my sister).
She also made my uncle Robert deaf in one ear by slapping him acrross the head with her hand.

She's been dead for some time now thank God!
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Re: What do you call your grandmother?
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2009, 12:23:56 PM »
OOOOoooooOOOOOooooo.......you win Methiah. That is by far the most unique Grandma story posted. Thats a screenplay waiting to be written.
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Offline davidsolomon83

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Re: What do you call your grandmother?
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2009, 11:48:49 PM »
and I'm sure you've (OC1) has bought the rights in advance  :P  :D
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Re: What do you call your grandmother?
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2009, 04:51:33 AM »
Quote from: Methiah on April 25, 2009, 02:02:55 PM
What I would call my grandmother is not something to be said in polite company.

My Father caught her trying to smother my sister with a pillow when she was still in the cradle. She had gone a bit funny in the noddle though (not my sister).
She also made my uncle Robert deaf in one ear by slapping him acrross the head with her hand.

She's been dead for some time now thank God!
Any chance your grandmother had postpartum depression? They didn't really know much about it back when your dad was little. I'm sure they must have thought all women who had postpartum depression as being a little funny in the noddle. And did you ever ask what your uncle Robert did that got him slapped? I'm sure she didn't hit him like that to intentionally make him deaf in that ear. Maybe your grandmother was given a bad rap.
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Re: What do you call your grandmother?
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2009, 05:17:20 AM »
thats unlikely ^ , the length of time is too great, its probably something else
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Offline Methiah

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Re: What do you call your grandmother?
« Reply #36 on: April 29, 2009, 09:59:57 AM »
Quote from: HDAngel on April 27, 2009, 04:51:33 AM
...did you ever ask what your uncle Robert did that got him slapped? I'm sure she didn't hit him like that to intentionally make him deaf in that ear.
I have some idea as she slammed my head into the wall when I was about 4 for taking a Fox's glacier mint from the jar.
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Re: What do you call your grandmother?
« Reply #37 on: April 29, 2009, 11:18:18 AM »
Mother F*&%$#!! Hate to see what would happen over a Mentos! Nice of HD to give her the benefit of the doubt but some people are just whackos.
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Re: What do you call your grandmother?
« Reply #38 on: April 30, 2009, 12:52:39 AM »
Quote from: ohcheap1 on April 29, 2009, 11:18:18 AM
but some people are just whackos.

.............Nah  :-\ , I wouldnt say that, what might seem plain cruel or dumb to us might be cause by some genuine disability, impairment or simply put, disease. Many ordinary good folks might do things that makes them nutt jobs, but thats because of an underlying problem. What if his grandmother had some psych problem? that explains alot, but if that was the case then how could anyone incriminate her  :-[  :-\
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Offline Methiah

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Re: What do you call your grandmother?
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2009, 02:25:03 PM »
Yes she probably had a psych problem of some form. I do not believe in good or evil. She did not approve of the marriage of her last daughter, who was expected to look after her in her dotage, to my Father. My family on my Mother's side were all a bit crazy it appears. My grandfather? now there is a subject for another thread but interlinked of course to the whole craziness that resulted.

A totally bent up family by most perceptions.
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