Whoppers seem to have been made a bit less like captain crunch and no longer scrape the roof of my mouth off.
Red hots are a pass, hot tamales are still awesome.
I went looking for hershey hard candy, couldn't remember the name. They were called tastetations, and were discontinued in 2000. Shows how often I eat candy.
I don't like that a lot of candy now say they are genetically engineered. It's not like they run a line of non-genetically modified version, or even asked people to vote on it. It also doesn't say what is genetically modified. Is it the lime juice? I'm going to pretend it's the lime juice. It's bad enough I learned modern red dye is crushed beetles.
So what's your vice when you can't be bothered to eat food / a sandwich would be considered rude?