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The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« on: February 22, 2009, 09:48:06 PM »
There was once a dog named Biddy.
He wasnothing special,,just a world traveler,somewhat herpo,and suffered from a condition that made him be gifted with no less than three testicles.
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2009, 09:58:18 PM »
Or so the doctors thought whenever they started to physically examine his scrotum....  However, the first time  one did, he discovered
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2009, 10:50:47 PM »
That there were only two,,but the doctor lost his license later because he was lacking in math skills.
SO the mystery of his third testicle remaind.
 Theonly way to succesfully answer whether it was real or not was to ask Biddy's mom,,Daisy.
This would be a little hard since she was now in rehab ( again) for addiction to the horrid substance known as Vegimite.
ANyway,,,on with the story,,,,,,
 Biddy the dog,,Biddy the hero, Biddy the worldtraveler, sat on a mountain in Tebet contemplating the sound of a whisper,,when suddenly,,,,
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 06:01:16 AM »
it occurred to him what one hand clapping sounded like! Excited by this discovery, he needed to tell people, he needed to let them know that everything they understood regarding philosophy was wrong, and that they all needed
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 01:03:25 PM »
get a grip and worry about important things,like skinning fish, where to get a good steak,and mostofall,,a good bottle of bozze and a high dollar hooker at a discount price.
 Suddenly,,out of nowhere, this midgit frenchman comes waddling his way up the mountain ( using the convenient midgit trail) yelling at the top of his lungs.
Of course,not finding french an important language,,Biddy,,,,,,,
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 03:53:18 PM »
a magic trick.  How to make a midget disappear!  And with that he drop kicked the midget into a crevasse that as far as biddy cared, had no bottom...  Now off to find the high hooker...  He decided that Nepal would be the best place to find this given the way the slave market was looking...  He noticed some pretty low sales as he passed on his way into the mountains....  YES, Nepal...  He always wondered why they didn't spell it CAT-MAN-DO, but it was not on his top 10 questions when he meandered into the city,  Instead.....
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 06:50:08 PM »
he walked into wal-mart and bought a bike, it had been a while since he last had an intense workout so he.....
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 07:09:55 PM »
But as he opened the front door, he saw a big , fat, ugly, disgusting......
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 08:37:56 PM »
vegitmite smelling madam.
"Mom!" he exclaimed " your broke out of rehab again!".
 Biddy ran upand hugged her tightly as she,,,,,
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2009, 09:34:21 PM »
 :D :D :D

.....smacked him in the tenders with the might of a mammoth.....
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2009, 09:40:31 PM »
gerbil that she had been keeping as a secret present for Biddy's "single" uncle.  He was like "WTF biatch.  I was gonna give you some love.  Instead I'm gonna..."
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2009, 09:42:01 PM »
..smack dat ass like they ain't a tommorow....
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2009, 10:33:10 PM »
But then Bibby realizes he's talking about his mom (ugh hmed) and decides to go over to the "Confess your sin thread" and says "Bless me father for I have sinned.  I have..."
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2009, 10:43:09 PM »
...... lol'd like an idiot while committing a terrible act, and I deserve to be smacked on the head with a dead rubber chicken(forgot it was his mom,  :-X ).....
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2009, 10:44:27 PM »
And the father said "You should be condemned to an eternity of burning fire and brimstone...but we have a special running this week so instead you...
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