and took up clases in pole dancing.
This was right next to the " Ben Grable School Of Pole Smoking".
Pole smoking is a time honored tradition among the denizens of the planet Playtex.
Of course, it sounded more fun than what it realy was, since pole smoking is actualy the act of ,,well, literaly, smoking poles over an open fire.
But,, being the planet earth, smoking poles was not really acceptable, especialy in a country in Europe called Poland.
Just like in the UK, where its acceptable to light a cigarette on fire and smoke it, in America this would be concidered a hate crime.
( Dear GOD! Im skimming close to a warning here!!!!)
Sooo,,on we go with the story,, except, now we have a British Gekko in a Lounge Lizard suit sitting in a bar plotting world domination with a 4 foot dwarf named Gimbo.
Gimbo wasnt anything special, he dropped out of high school at the age of 30, he had bad teath , and body odor that would peal plate steel.
But the Lizard ( lets call hiim Ralph) had plans for this dwarf, big plans.
Anything big apealed to Gimbo, especialy since he wasnt very big himself ( like we said, 4 feet tall).
Ralph was talking in hushed tone to gimbo when the waitress came over to bring them both a refill of,,,,,,,
