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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #120 on: May 07, 2009, 05:03:34 PM »
haha, we could go with.....

and they lived happily ever after until...........
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #121 on: May 07, 2009, 05:04:23 PM »
That works,, !
Concidering you really cant lock a topic in chaos,,,i mean, you can.
But it would be bad form.
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« Reply #122 on: May 07, 2009, 05:05:16 PM »
yeah because locking a topic in chaos is like telling everyone in this forum to shut the frick up.  :D
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #123 on: May 11, 2009, 08:19:15 PM »
But Mr Topic had been shackled and locked in the oubliette, and left to rot and fester.  Some would impute merely metaphorical qualities to chaos, that it is merely another way of describing mental confusion and utter despair in our turbulent dystopian society we all flounder through and inevitably end up wondering what the golly it is all about, and is it really worth it.  But you'd be wrong.  Chaos is a real place, a devilish place.  A dungeon built many moons ago but the tyrannical Dr CanD - a mad scientist who managed to breathe life into nebulous concepts and then personify them. 

So, what is Mr Topics fate?  Will he ever escape from the dungeon and despotic mastermind Dr CanD?  Some would say...
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #124 on: May 11, 2009, 10:01:16 PM »
he could.
Mr. Topic is a renound genious, able to create anything out of thought alone!
Much like the Flying Handleflies of the planet Erb!
But,., they dont count for obvious reasons.
Mr Topic is better!
 As for this Dystopian society that we all live in, its just a product of the evil Dr Concept,Mr. Topics true Arch Nemisis!
Dr. CanD is just his lacky, although a very resourcefull lacky nontheless.
Mr. Topic,,,,,,,,
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #125 on: May 11, 2009, 10:14:36 PM »
was off topic when he realized AJ(the troll from before) was running towards him stark naked.
In his hand he had banana peels and a sling shot.........
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #126 on: May 12, 2009, 06:23:49 PM »
This in itself was soooooo sick. I mean, a nked troll?
Anyone that can concieve of this was, well, needing help!
But alas, AJ was a nudist anyway, and in his troll spirit fogged mind, the banana peels were handgrenades, and he was going to bust Mr Topic out of the dungeon, one slipery peel at a time!
As this was going on, outside the dungeon, several townspeople were,,,,
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #127 on: May 12, 2009, 07:29:16 PM »
lighting torches and flinging cow dung into the dungeon.
The entire townsmen were chemists so they knew that a certain concentration
of cow poopy mixed with the right amount of troll barf would make the cruelest most
dangerous weapon even know to man. The enrgy released by such a combination was enogh to make the A-bomb
look like a killing joke. Just as they were lighting the cow poopy on fire to catapult it into AJ's dungeon,
a man in silver armor riding a 17 legged 14 headed dragon came crash landing on top of..........
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #128 on: May 12, 2009, 10:36:44 PM »
They townspeople, crushing them under its imense lopsided bulk.
And who do we see comming off the top of the beastie?
Why,, a very familiar pair of dogs,!
Yes! Biddiy and his mother have come to save the day once more!
Biddy and his mother, along with the odor of old vegimite, marched to the catapult and,,,,,
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #129 on: May 13, 2009, 05:47:09 PM »
used biddy's third testicle(now we're down to 5 was it? :D ) as a sample missile........
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #130 on: June 13, 2009, 12:04:56 PM »
However, when it exploded into obliteration before it traveled 5 feet!!  Biddy wondered, absently, as he scratched the crack of his bottom why his testicle would not hold form...   

Fortunately, he ran his hand across a vegemite dingleberrry, loaded it and SWOOOOOOOSH!!!  It launched with PERFECT
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #131 on: June 13, 2009, 02:27:49 PM »
.......................just then:

The federal censor board guys cut off those lines and all similar material, well at least they tried to do so, as a result Biddy had to rephrase some of his actions, even some that he could not turn back on, yet he had to what had to be done, so, this is what happened:

.........he had just thrown a "fake" "plastic" "melon", the moment it hit, the explosion was massive, all the people were confused whether to eat off the bits or scratch their heads, you see, Biddy had "lubricated" the "fake" "plastic" "melon" with.........yes, the "old spice flavored vegemite" , neat for a trick, it saved his life just in the nick of time.......... "The old "veg" is still a life saver, Ma" as they fled into the sunset.................
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #132 on: June 13, 2009, 04:26:32 PM »
Dancing a merry jig to the music of bagpipes eminating from Biddy's ipod.
Other songs on the ipod were,,,,,,
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #133 on: June 16, 2009, 08:36:33 AM »
.................songs as marvelous as:

the famous polka song of the 1950s, theme for Chuck Norris, Larry King's Tango Tune, Special bedroom time theme of Stephen King and so on, .........

.............as Biddy enjoyed his moment while listening to his songs with his mother, he realized.......
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #134 on: June 16, 2009, 02:01:50 PM »
He hadn't lost 4 of his testicles,they were being held for him in the enemy's dungeon awaiting his rescue..........
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