Topic: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)

[Robin-Graves]

Which was odd, since he only had three to begin with.

[cz85b]

Yes, but secretly, his third testicle was cloned, and copies are being rolled all around the several universes already trashed by biddy and his mum....

Hmmmmmm

[Robin-Graves]

One such universe was the home of the Flying Worms of Arl.
These worms regarded the testicle as a God since it appeared out of nowhere, and well, the worls were in the market for a new God since thieres decided Godhood was boring and wandered off to join a tribe or wandering jugglers.
 One was in a universe populated solely by purple dwarves.
Well, WAS populated solely by purple dwarves anyway, since there being no other life forms, they resorted to canibalism and ate thier way into extinction.
Another was one that just so happened appeared in a universe much like our own, exept America was called Acirema, and had a stable economy, made use of money wisely , and manufactured decent cars at a good price.
But this universe didnt last long since it was just too silly and couldnt go on with itself.
The most notable universe with a testicle roaming around was a universe that had,,,,,,

[davidsolomon83]

...............hermaphrodite beings, selfless independent, fierce and brave beings, who were hermaphrodites, male and female both rolled into the some package, handy when it came to spending money on things so trivial as human mating rituals otherwise known as dating, BUT

..............then these hermaphrodite beings realized, they had no use for Biddy's fabulous roaming testicle, WHY you may ask? because each one of these hermaphrodite beings had already ten pairs of their own testicles inside their bodies in their chins when they were born, and when you have 10 pairs of testicles already, who needs a roaming and unfamiliar stranger testicle anyway 

.......But causality leads to existence and so we all must accept what happened next..........

[hmed2390]

The testicle that rises daily from the west settling in the south. You see, testicles are everything in Testicle Angeles.
The city that's always on the runs, or has the runs.
Everything in that city, from currency to gasoline was derived from testicles.
So one can imagine the catastrophic domino effect that would occur to the city's economy if.......

[Robin-Graves]

Someone were to neuter it.
Or what would hapen if it were to be kicked in its collective balls.
But thats another story for another time ( think about three posts and it will be a major story in this thread).
So anyway,, in a society thats bassed on testicles, the one thing that could happen was,,,,

[hmed2390]

( think about three posts and it will be a major story in this thread).

as it already is. 

Someone were to neuter it.
Or what would hapen if it were to be kicked in its collective balls.
But thats another story for another time ( think about three posts and it will be a major story in this thread).
So anyway,, in a society thats bassed on testicles, the one thing that could happen was,,,,

That the giant whispering eye planet could collide into Testicle Angeles and cause all of the sacs to rupture and thus render the city phallic. It would not be a pretty sight , well, at least compared to the usual view of bushes here and their in their central park( so many puns it's almost a crime ).........

[Sophocles]

Meanwhile, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, Biddy's mum was spat out of the festering orifice that belonged to Biddy's granny.  It was an ugly baby, a hair's breadth away from gaining employment with the medusoid clan, but in spite of this disadvantage...

[Robin-Graves]

Biddys mum gained employment in a vegimite factory at an early age.
Thus came her addiction to the horrid stuff.
She then met this sailor from a ship called The Filthy dame and from that union came Biddy.
The Filthy dame would haunt Biddy for the rest of his days, since it was a cargo ship carrying bio waste from many many medical experiments.
This his gift of three testicles.
 His sister, Daisy though ( another sailor from a ship carrying toxic waste from New Jersey) is another story.

[cz85b]

Due to the overwhelming power and toxicity of the New Jersey waste, Daisy, a Hermaphrodite, wound up with 5 testes and 7 Ovaries....  This did not mean that her apatite for sexual encounters was any less

[Sophocles]

ragging than a bull with a porcelain fetish unleashed in a china shop with unlimited dinero at its command.  Jersey, the new cow in the neighbourhood, once declaimed that...

[Robin-Graves]

she destroyed no less than six china shops in one afternoon back in 1997.
Of course, that couldnt be verified because all the witnesses were,,,,

[hmed2390]

testicles wearing glasses all sitting in a bar serving bottles of piss......

[dweez]

This thread scares me (esp. cz)

[Sophocles]

to anybody named Fred who wore spiderman uniforms when having a panic attack.  This sudden trend in employing only spectacled myopic balls....