Topic: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)

[hmed2390]

....get to eat doughnuts while watching dweez and J cuddle up in the chaos board room.....

[Robin-Graves]

untill they explode from raging hormones.
 As we all know,,Biddy being the world traveling vetran of many horrible scenes of debauchery,,ran like hell screaming like a banshee.
 He ran untill he saw a sign saying Welcome To ,,,,,

[hmed2390]

.....But as he approached the exit he was jumped by a swarm of giant monkeys and struggled to keep consciousness as he fought his way kicking and screaming through the group.Suddenly, something caught his eye...........

[cz85b]

It was a naked monkey bum!  Knowing that NOTHING is sacred in this world, and absolutely nothing WHATSOEVER is TABOO, He immediately

[hmed2390]

.....ran face first into that monkey ass, and was repelled 50 feet into the wall adjacent,as he got up bruised and sore.......

[hmed2390]

started flying like a monkey with wings. He soared and soared, higher and higher, until his head bumped into something furry. As he looked up.....

[Robin-Graves]

something horrible!
Something so unmentionable that only the sickest most twistedpeople with no hope of recovery only whisper in dark rooms  while absolutley alone.
It was a Yodeling Yak from Howandaland being suspended from a hot air ballon being piloted by a barbarian called Bruce the Hoon!
 Bruce looked down and said,,,

[cz85b]

Welcome aboard, Biddy, while you ARE a bit late, I brought some vaseline for you...  When last we met you remember I was in to whips, chains and leather...  However, NOW I am a yodeling yak salesman! You gave me the idea when

[Robin-Graves]

you were in Tibet and your mother was gargling vegemite to thetune ofYodeling Andy Hiyafetz.
 Biddy didnt remember this one bit.
 The Yodeling Yak though,,seemed to remember,,,,

[cz85b]

The feel of Biddy and the term "vegemite" once uttered triggered memories of

[Robin-Graves]

the place where they show horrible reruns of programming on the HG network.
 And the distinctive smell of Vegemite when his father used to get drunk and whip him with old noodles on saturday nights when the lights were out and the power was off.
 Not that it was a bad family,,,but they worshiped George Carlin as the Mesiah.
Anyway,,Bruce the Hoon was on a trek accross the world to the small Klatchian town called Baddass for the anual " badd attitude mooning and flipping off convention".
 He was a charter member of the Society for the Preservation and Progression of Perversion,Sleaze, and Decadence.
 This society was actualy started by,,,,,,,

[hmed2390]

Tom cruise, while in his quest for scientology-world domination........

[davidsolomon83]

ended doing part time zombie mimes at the McDonalds, while dressed as that funny man redhead, he was snatched by two drunk hillbillies, they kept calling him "Boy", to which his reply was always.............

[cz85b]

You got a PURDY MOUTH!  actually, the powers that be WANTED people to believe that Tom Cruise was the founder, but the REAL and secret founder , however, was Prescott Bush...  The idea just came out at a Skull and Bones meeting.

One night they were playing naked twister (the fact that there were no women never stopped them) and the SPPPSD was just the natural progress from what they did on that mat that night when they 

[knownassociate]

decided what their newest members initiation trials would be. Perhaps, KFL's brain? Nah, already done...Sitting Bulls remains to prevent him from entering the 'happy hunting grounds'? Nah, already done...Then Biddy had an idea, an idea as wicked as it was genius. If caught the repercussion would change all that is known, including them. Lives would be lost, shocked nations would crumble. He looked around, put out all but one candle, finger to his lips. "Shhhhhhh" he leaned in and whispered