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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #150 on: July 13, 2009, 11:03:50 PM »
is a normal thing, especialy in a universe where midgets run for mayor.
I know this for a fact, I once was so bored I drank a bottle of bleach, belched repeatedly, and saw a purple dragon riding Biddy while he was wearing a body stocking silk screaned to resemble a nude squid.
Or was that all just an acid flashback from w hen I was partying with Daisy on Fort Lauderdale back in 1988?
Oh well.
Back on track here.
While the testicles were drinking thier mugs of piss, a strange noise outside the bar made them all run outside and start ,,,,,
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #151 on: July 14, 2009, 01:05:03 AM »
to conjoin themselves into pairs. The loud thuds as they slammed into each other caused earthquakes that shook the whole planet which inevitably resulted in.........
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #152 on: July 15, 2009, 07:22:14 AM »
..............the forced epic migration of life on a biblical scale, a prediction no one could have made.......... however, as soon as they united the resultant release of radiant energy was alarmingly high enough to...........
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #153 on: August 05, 2009, 01:57:52 AM »
What a bent up story this has become!  :D :D :D
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #154 on: August 09, 2009, 02:27:44 PM »
Oh wow,, I let others do he writing and I read and laugh lol
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..............the forced epic migration of life on a biblical scale, a prediction no one could have made.......... however, as soon as they united the resultant release of radiant energy was alarmingly high enough to...........

cause a kind of global warming. But not the kind that you wuld think.
Just the sweaty sticky kind like after a drunk in a Tejuana whorehouse on a saturday night after watching several donkey shows.
 This in itself created a type of sweat that was marketable to the natives of a country on a far off planet called Ur.
 Many of these natives were desert nomads called Watdefuks.
They hearded desert alligaters and for some unknown reason made a living at it.
Atleast until th great desert alligator uprising of '05 where the poor reptiles rebelled due o the lack of decent music available in the desert.
 Most notably te music of........
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #155 on: August 15, 2009, 02:45:10 AM »
irish folklore stories told in the shining sunmoonlightnight.

^huh?!
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« Reply #156 on: August 16, 2009, 02:42:56 PM »
It was later stopped when the grea musician Gonzo Farnsworth recorded his one single " Having a glass of .......
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #157 on: September 13, 2009, 04:02:46 PM »
Suddenly,, this fortyish looking guy with a beard stepped into the picture,,looked around and said " Oh no,,,this isnt good, this kinda got lame" .

He then took out his magic eraser and erased much of this story from the minds of the readers.

No one knew,, but this guy is also known in some worlds as the Creater ( not the one you think though).
He is even venerated by the Mad Preists od the planet () ( yes folks,, thats its name,,,()..).
 

  He then re wrote some of the story,, beggining with " And in the beggining,,Biddy came to be in the Amstel Brewery in Amsterdam as a lowley beer sampler,, when suddenly he had this idea.
 What is they made a beer tasting like...........
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #158 on: September 13, 2009, 04:59:12 PM »
 :D

this story went to hell RG.

Good thinking, let's start new.

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Suddenly,, this fortyish looking guy with a beard stepped into the picture,,looked around and said " Oh no,,,this isnt good, this kinda got lame" .

  He then re wrote some of the story,, beggining with " And in the beggining,,Biddy came to be in the Amstel Brewery in Amsterdam as a lowley bear sampler,, when suddenly he had this idea.
 What is they made a bear tasting like...........

...... honey! But not just any ol' brand of honey! no sirree! this honey was very bear-like in taste and left lots of.......
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #159 on: September 13, 2009, 05:58:40 PM »
vitamins and natural ingredients in it.
Nothing was ever marketed in the world like it!
Just think,, something that was tottaly natural and good for you!
Then ,, one time at band camp,, one was opened. It didnt look like honey, it didnt smell like honey ether.
It smelled and looked suspiciously like something made from the yeasty substance that is left after beer is processed.
It was ,,,it was,,,,VEGIMITE!!!!!!!!
The yucky nasty stuff that could only atract one thing!
The one thing that was the detriment to every decent citizen in the bible belt!
 Something that was so vile,, so crude, so obscene that even gangsta rap palatable to the ears by comparison!
It was,,it was,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #160 on: September 13, 2009, 06:12:56 PM »
terrible, gruesome, horribly disgusting and........
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #161 on: September 13, 2009, 06:22:19 PM »
attracted the wrong crowed.
 Such as,,,,,,
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #162 on: September 13, 2009, 06:23:20 PM »
yellow teddy bears that resemble the 4chan pedobear on wheels.......
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Re: The Never Ending Story part 2 ( or Biddy's Revenge)
« Reply #163 on: September 13, 2009, 06:26:42 PM »
and gay bikers from the LA Underground.

Unnfortunately,, a marketing agency found a way to market it to small children in inner sities,, they called it,,,,,
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« Reply #164 on: September 13, 2009, 06:36:28 PM »
pedobikes.......
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