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Offline Robin-Graves

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Stupid ways to die
« on: March 12, 2009, 08:29:40 PM »
Keystering a can of mace to hide it from a cop,then having it go off inside you,rupturing your colon violently.

It actualy happend,,saw it on 1000 Ways To Die
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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2009, 09:56:49 PM »
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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2009, 10:51:27 PM »
Oh yeah,,Darwin Awards are great.

I still remember the guy that was at Sea World and was killed when he tried to pet a live shark.
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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2009, 06:21:23 AM »
Bungee jumping off a 3-story building using a 4-story bungee.
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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2009, 09:26:25 AM »
Oh my!
Quote from: http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2001-33.html
(14 May 2001, New York) A woman was found burned to death, her body still on fire on a grassy area adjacent to her home in Rome. A lighter and a melted gas can were discovered nearby. After months of investigation, police turned up no evidence of foul play, and believe her demise was due to her habit of dousing anthills with gasoline while she smoked cigarettes.
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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2009, 12:25:09 PM »
Sooo,,she made an ash of herself?
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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2009, 12:26:11 PM »
You did NOT just go there..... ::)
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2009, 09:38:11 PM »
Dollface,,I infact did go there,knocked down the door,went in delivered the package,opened it and now im pitching a tent and watching tv!
 Was that over the top? I can never tell lol.

A really stpid way to die in Oklahoma is when you go noodling,,you getsomething thatwont come out of the water and it holds you down,drowning you.
 Some poor soul did that last summer near here.
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Re: Stupid ways to die
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2009, 06:04:57 PM »
I just saw a news report about some high school kids in Ft Smith Arkansas that snorted Borax thinking it would get them high.
They both died horribly.
As should anyone that is that stupid.
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