My current one is from an episode of a show called Upright Citizens Brigade, and it's the end segment of their Spaghetti Jesus episode. Basically, there's kind of a religion trade show where you can 'shop' for whatever belief system you'd like to follow.
One of the attractions is the famous 'Spaghetti Jesus' which is apparently the likeness of Jesus in a bowl of spaghetti. This is a total send-up of the stupidity behind things like seeing the Virgin Mary in a grilled cheese sandwhich, but UCB takes it across the line as usual. Eventually, the Jesus is stolen and eaten, and then the culprit is forced to regurgitate it to produce the 'Vomit Jesus'. Horribly, the Vomit Jesus is also stolen and eaten as well, but this time it can only be returned in the form of the 'Fecal Jesus'. But that too is stolen before it can be presented to the crowd, and a man claiming to be Jesus ends up with it on his face as his beard.
When 'Jesus' goes to kiss the MC he smears poo all over the guy, at that point it cuts to the crowd - and there stands a disgustipated Jesus appalled by the disgusting antics performed in his name.
It's kind of how I picture Jesus when he's informed of stuff like the Church starting wars and committing murders in His name, the decadence of the Vatican, the Inquisition... oh, and the boyfucking, don't forget the boyfucking...
