I originally thought this was a lady's Cricket box, but it turns out to be a little ruder. Rather than post the pictures that are maybe too revealing, I'll post the 10 other uses for it:
10 Alternative Uses For the Anti-Camel Toe Guard
1.) You can use them to fit your shoes.
2.) Bet they'd make good lacrosse sticks!
3.) If in a Yoplait-related fix, you could use one to scoop yoghurt into your gob.
4.) Slurp wonton soup—and add a new flavor!
5.) Play Jai Alai with 'em.
6.) Give a hamster a toboggan.
7.) Flip it upside down and pretend it's a Microsoft mouse.
8.) Wouldn't it smooth butter a treat?
9.) Coat it in kevlar, and use it as a bullet-proof, erm, lady-blocker.
10.) Pour melted chocolate into it, and hey presto, you have a chocolate anti-hoof guard!