Topic: New Video Game Technology

[jacktheripper305]

New Video Game Technology Finally Allows Rendering Of Smaller Breasts

April 30, 2009 | Issue 45?18


LAS VEGAS?The buzz at this month's Consumer Electronics Show was all about a new breakthrough in the field of high-resolution 3-D graphics that has made it possible to render average-sized breasts on female video game characters. "For too long, game designers have been creatively stymied by a mammary-imaging technology only capable of rendering one type of breast?a heaving pair of massive, gravity-defying, torpedo-shaped bosoms," said Warren Hood, developer of the new Vex9 graphics card, which has finally enabled video game wire-frame artists to digitally sculpt breasts as small as B-cups. "At long last, we can give die-hard gamers the level of realism they've been looking for." Hood added that researchers are currently exploring technologies that would allow the shamans and clerics in World Of Warcraft to practice modern medicine instead of depending on unrealistic magical healing spells.

original story: http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/new_video_game_technology?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

 

[Skadi]

"For too long, game designers have been creatively stymied by a mammary-imaging technology only capable of rendering one type of breast?a heaving pair of massive, gravity-defying, torpedo-shaped bosoms,"

   omg! I can't believe he actually said that with a straight face *dies dead laughing*

Yes, I'm quite sure that was the reason. Whew, now the world can be a better place

So, why isn't it that all the hottie male elves weren't running around with insanely large bulges? Rendering is a sticky wicket 

[davidsolomon83]

I can't actually believe thats true ^   

Whew, now the world can be a better place

...........The world needs its share of Bewbeez Skad, theyr'e really important for some color in this otherwise grey and bland world    . Seriously      .