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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #90 on: October 05, 2009, 09:27:05 AM »
LOL.... maybe you need to be penniless and struggling and helpless. Some girls might be attracted to the lost puppy type. You could try a new angle and see if things pick up ::) Start hanging out at poetry readings with paint stains on your jeans ;D

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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #91 on: October 05, 2009, 09:29:34 AM »
I live in Redneckville.
The only poetry readings here are the ones when someone is reading the graffiti in the mens room down at Elmers Garage. lol
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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #92 on: October 05, 2009, 10:22:31 AM »
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. -Mark Twain

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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #93 on: October 05, 2009, 10:29:15 AM »
You know that's not true ::)

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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #94 on: October 05, 2009, 04:05:31 PM »
You guys are starting to sound inept talking about boobs so much in the mysterious and unexplained section. Shouldn't they be common place and easy to describe?
But boobies are mysterious. 8)
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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #95 on: October 05, 2009, 04:23:21 PM »
But boobies are mysterious. 8)

and can be unexplained. hence the need to study them  ;D
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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #96 on: October 05, 2009, 04:44:14 PM »
Intensively...

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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #97 on: October 05, 2009, 05:12:51 PM »
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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #98 on: October 06, 2009, 03:35:30 PM »
Whats mysterious is that God gave them to women, when its men that want and need them. lmao
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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #99 on: October 06, 2009, 04:17:44 PM »
Tru say :D

Now Zoidberg is the popular one!

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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #100 on: October 06, 2009, 05:08:11 PM »
Whats mysterious is that God gave them to women, when its men that want and need them. lmao
I can't say it here,so let's go back normal mysteries and unexplained things. ;)
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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #101 on: October 06, 2009, 05:13:42 PM »
Whats mysterious is that God gave them to women, when its men that want and need them. lmao

That's the weirdest statement ever... It might even be bumper sticker worthy :D 

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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #102 on: October 06, 2009, 06:29:25 PM »
But if men had the boobs, would there even be procreation..? or just masturbation..?

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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #103 on: October 07, 2009, 03:05:47 PM »
Well, there would be a massive population drop,, ill tell you that lmao.
I can't say it here,so let's go back normal mysteries and unexplained things. ;)

The mysterious thing is that this thread has gone so offtrack and still exists..
I got to say I agree with you,, lets get back on topic lol

Im going to Scotland the 14th of this month,, and im planning on seeing Loch Ness,, how many from that country believe in Nessie?
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Re: Tales of the mysterious and Unexplained
« Reply #104 on: October 07, 2009, 03:57:55 PM »
I heard that in Scotland, publicly denying the existence of wee Nessie is punishable by death.

Now Zoidberg is the popular one!