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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2009, 02:29:42 AM »
Back on topic or feel my...wraith.

You cannot feel wraiths as they have no mass, mind you, neither does wrath and I suppose you can feel that?
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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2009, 07:16:32 AM »
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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2009, 08:29:19 AM »
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*snorts* quick, slip precious on him ...then he can feel the wrath of your Wraith-iness :D

I agree with Smokester that some people simply can't just pick themselves up in life. I know people who it's a struggle for just to cope with life and stay in main stream society. It's easy for people to fall off the map, and never get back on.

And.. I agree there are con artists and grifters, lots.. but it's usually easy to tell those. Even 'professional' panhandlers you can usually tell the legit level of their sorrow. Some are scammers. Some truly have just lost their will to live, and panhandlng is just slow suicide.

I dunno. It's all just so sad. It doesn't bother me at all that people do it.

The only thing that bugs me is the 'cults' of people that travel in groups and scam innocents. Like the ones that go to older people's homes, and offer to fix their house, and then rob them... I someone finds and example of this they're welcome to link a story. I couldn't think of any of the names of any of the groups who are known for this.

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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2009, 12:16:02 PM »
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hmed, how is this related to literature? ;D

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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2009, 03:27:41 PM »
hmed, how is this related to literature? ;D

It clearly portrays the feelings of the passionate literary conceptions of modern day...................WUUUUT?

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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2009, 04:26:00 PM »
Dude, go to LA,,hire union musicians, and market it through Walmart. Youll make millions!

Better yet, get Miley Cyrus to do it for you!
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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2009, 05:27:03 PM »
Sound like a plan. And if all else fails, I can always walk around in disguise. What? Don't think I can do it? Clark Kent pulls it off real well with those glasses. Maybe I can do the same with a new hat or something. :D

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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #52 on: June 11, 2009, 07:15:24 AM »
Dude, go to LA,,hire union musicians, and market it through Walmart. Youll make millions!

Better yet, get Miley Cyrus to do it for you!

Sound like a plan. And if all else fails, I can always walk around in disguise. What? Don't think I can do it? Clark Kent pulls it off real well with those glasses. Maybe I can do the same with a new hat or something. :D

*grabs the yellow pages*


Make it a nifty top hat. Then you can pick up work as an Off/On ramp beggar street performer, and make daily cash fast.

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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #53 on: June 11, 2009, 05:49:20 PM »
Oh yeah,, and play a guitar badly too,, they allways get the money on street corners.
Of course youll have to compete with Dwayne Johnson's mother lmao. ( see other thread)
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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #54 on: June 12, 2009, 06:28:45 PM »
Of course youll have to compete with Dwayne Johnson's mother lmao. ( see other thread)

LMFAO. nice man,  :D
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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #55 on: June 13, 2009, 12:36:25 AM »
Which one?

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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #56 on: June 13, 2009, 04:07:23 AM »
um....darn, I forgot. The one where he talks about befriending The Rock on myspace after getting a message defending his mom from RG.  :D

got all that?  :D
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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #57 on: June 13, 2009, 04:23:50 PM »
Its still a running gag between a few of us localy lol
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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #58 on: June 14, 2009, 02:22:19 AM »
No, but if you cant be helped medicinally, institutionalization is recommended.
Ronald Regan pulled the plug on most government funding that paid for the housing of those in mental health institutes when he was in office. He pretty much kicked all the nuts out of the nut house. My house was near a large mental institute and I remember that year well because there were lots of poor lost people wandering the streets near the institute for months. Then the state started up halfway houses for them. Now with California being so far in debt, they are closing up all the free mental health clinics. I'm lucky, I have insurance that pays most of the cost of my meds. With insurance I pay around $50.00 every three months. With out insurance my meds would cost me well over a thousand a month. I don't know what people who need these meds do with out insurance or how they manage.

But back to the subject of pan handlers...

Jose and Carlos are panhandlers

They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as
Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase
FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has
a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you
bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?". Jose says, .. "Look
at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."

Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars" Carlos says... "So what
does your sign say"?
Jose shows Carlos his sign......It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to
move back to Mexico "

Oow look a sparkly...
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Re: Off/On ramp beggars....
« Reply #59 on: June 14, 2009, 07:49:35 PM »
* makes note of the sin of seeing a sparkly*
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.