See, I don't enjoy this thread because I use Firefox with NoScript which blocks the videos and I can't be arsed to click each one and say "Ok to play" so I rarely ever watch any of the videos but I did watch the one recently where the gum elongated the guys nipples but I was at work where I have the volume muted so I wasn't really able to follow what was going on except all these hot chicks were checking this guy out like he was the poo and then he hung his sunglasses on his left nipple but I don't understand why he would do that cuz I would figure it would pinch it and not in a good way and then it would hurt a lot and then I would jump around in pain and probably wet myself which is embarrassing enough unless you were in that Adam Sandler movie (Billy Madison) where all the cool kids wet there pants and that one old woman said if wetting yourself was cool then to consider her Miles Davis and Billy (Adam) said "OMG, that is the grossest thing I have ever heard. LET'S GO!!! (cuz it was time to load the bus and go home) but back on the nipple guy, all the chicks thought he was cool and he worked the dj booth with his nips and I swear to gawd (are you still reading this?) that my testicles crawled back up inside my abdomen and became ovaries cuz IMO it was one of the most disturbing (seriously? you're still reading?) things I have ever seen in my life but then this hot chick at the end saw his inch nips and was "Hey, how you doin'?" and he offered her a piece of gum but I'm pretty sure it was cuz he wanted to see her nippin' as well (nippin as in nipping, not Nippon, the native name for Japan) cuz, like I said before, she was pretty smoking (seriously, you really need to get out more often), what was I talking about again? oh yeah, I don't really get much of a chance to watch these videos so if you really want me to watch them, make the description at least fairly interesting (and if you actually read to the end of it, congratulations, here's a button...you fail at life).
