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Offline dweez

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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2009, 10:52:00 AM »
No but I have plenty of nephews and a niece.  When visiting, I make sure to lock the door.
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2009, 10:55:21 AM »
 :D :D :D
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2009, 01:49:03 AM »
Not just all dad's, but also all uncles know all too well the terror that is the jumping nutcracker... :'(

 ;) :D ;D
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2009, 09:37:42 AM »
Quote from: MisterAJ on July 16, 2009, 01:49:03 AM
Not just all dad's, but also all uncles know all too well the terror that is the jumping nutcracker... :'(

 ;) :D ;D

What makes matters worse as we have a Futon, it enables the kids to jump straight from the floor to one's doodahs in one mighty leap, and then repeat the process at will...
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2009, 09:43:55 AM »
I had this idiot with a chainsaw wake me up this morning.
I went out to see what was going on and he was just revving it up,, not anything else.
I took out my shotgun and said " mines louder than yours!"
He got the hint and left.
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2009, 12:17:04 PM »
 :D :D :D

GAWD!!! I... love... you.
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2009, 01:01:14 PM »
The phone ringing endlessly.  I can't stand a ringing phone.  I have to pick up.
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2009, 07:17:20 PM »
My niece bitching about her boyfreind,, thats what woke me up this morning.

I sleep naked, so I got up and put my clothes on in front of her just for the shock value.
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2009, 11:41:21 PM »
Duuuuuuude...

You know your gonna have to pay those therapy bills, right..?
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2009, 03:56:14 AM »
Quote from: MisterAJ on October 11, 2009, 11:41:21 PM
Duuuuuuude...

You know your gonna have to pay those therapy bills, right..?

He will, mine included..
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2009, 08:55:42 AM »
She out to stay out of my room if she comes over.

I got woke up by my sisters cat that snuck in last night,,im thinking of skinning it and making a glove.
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2009, 08:21:09 AM »
What about a wallet?
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2009, 12:01:19 PM »
Withdrawal
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2009, 01:10:38 PM »
Quote from: Robin-Graves on October 12, 2009, 08:55:42 AM

I got woke up by my sisters cat that snuck in last night,,im thinking of skinning it and making a glove.
How about handbag?

Alarm clock 04:40 in morning. :-\
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Re: what woke me up this morning...
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2009, 10:39:19 PM »
Quote from: Robin-Graves on October 12, 2009, 08:55:42 AM
She out to stay out of my room if she comes over.

I got woke up by my sisters cat that snuck in last night,,im thinking of skinning it and making a glove.

Step 1.) Make a purse.  
Step 2.) give it to her for Christmas.  
Step 3.) ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Step 4.) PROFIT: celebrate the New Years eve party as single.
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