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The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« on: September 08, 2009, 03:44:06 PM »
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 03:50:40 PM »
Yeah I saw them chatting about this on the Wright Stuff this morning.  The only injury I can get from the ones I have here, is when I'm trying to fight my way through the kids to get some..
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 04:10:59 PM »
I don't know what's more worrying: those who poked their eyes, those who have been attacked by wild animals or wasting money and resources in this studies. Indigestion, fattening and diabetes are too mundane matters to discuss.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 05:19:58 PM »
They're dangerous and delicious! I'm sad :( ..I don't have them where I live. I'm missing out on the intrigue :P
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2009, 08:18:08 PM »
You guys do know the article's a gag right?  ::)

I used to eat those(or something very similar to those) in Egypt daily.  :D

And I'm still super skinny healthy.   ;D
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2009, 04:52:49 PM »
I had some custard creams the other day, I safely disposed of them by carefully softening it with tea and then placing it into my mouth.
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2009, 04:54:17 PM »
Quote from: chekovsulu on September 16, 2009, 04:52:49 PM
I had some custard creams the other day, I safely disposed of them by carefully softening it with tea and then placing it into my mouth.

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good call, that was a close one. :D
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 04:44:22 PM »
Tasty killer biscuit.  :D
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2009, 04:46:44 PM »
You had to go and post in here and make it come up in my recently updated topics!  I'm going to have to eat some now! >:(
* chekovsulu gets some custard cream
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2009, 05:04:14 PM »
im naming my next pet biccy !
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2009, 06:59:23 PM »
I want some too.
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2009, 12:07:46 AM »
Quote from: mishca09 on September 22, 2009, 05:04:14 PM
im naming my next pet biccy !

LOL Cuteness! Do it. deceptively dangerous :D

I think instead I'll buy a biscuit, and make it a pet. ..and try to resist eating it.
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2009, 02:14:58 AM »
Good luck Skadi.  Think you'll need it.
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2009, 05:06:16 AM »
Quote from: aelthric on September 22, 2009, 10:45:14 PM
Most biscuits are baked using an ammonium based chemical (Rising agent) and as you walk past the mixers you get an overpowering smell of old wet nappies, the dough really smells quite disgusting until it is baked....

Bourbon Cream dough is fun, we used to take some and mould it into the shape of a plastic dog turd and leave it somewhere "Unexpected" whilst watching in plain view...
They feel it SQUIDGE between their fingers...

On one occasion some clever little devil moulded it into a huge tapering shape (Made out of bite size chunks)
You have ruined my two favourite biscuits :'(
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Re: The most dangerous biscuit in Britain
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 06:25:48 AM »
Quote from: subvinorosa on September 23, 2009, 02:14:58 AM
Good luck Skadi.  Think you'll need it.

As long as it's not oatmeal.. I'll resist it :P

I know someone who one time bought one of those Giant Gummy Rats.. they started to eat it tail first, but had only taken one bite and felt guilty.. so they kept it as a pet instead :o So my biscuit dream could one day be a reality if I work hard enough :D
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