I fell asleep early last night, so clear skies didn't matter. I think I'm going to miss the meteor showers this year
It's Friday the 13th. I will be doing my best not to jump in front of a bus or have a dog rip my manhood up.
Fortunately, I won't be wearing trousers today, so I don't have to worry about my flies being open when talking to people. It's raining, and I've so much laundry to do!
Oh no! What if I drop my phone in the sink!
I will not be using my phone tonight.