I used to love TOOL.
They were a smart, creative and talented band that only got better when you saw them perform the tunes live. The depth of meaning in Maynard's lyrics was astonishing, and life-altering.
I've seen them live a total of 15 times between 1996 and 2006. The first show I ever saw was in December '96 and they had an intermission in which they played the not-seen-outside-of-Hollywood-elite Jesus vs. Santa South Park short. They also had the guy who does the voice for Die Eier Von Satan actually do the song live - in full chef's get-up and everything. I even saw them once at UC San Diego for $18 (!). I even went to a couple shows where King Crimson opened for them...
But then they waited for 5 years after
Lateralus to put out
10,000 Days which is a a bubbling cauldron of liquid poo.
I tried as much as I could to not download the record before seeing them perform it live at Coachella in 2006, but I read a review that got the better of me. There were false rumors that TOOL had deliberately created a fake album by chopping up the riffs from the last three and having Maynard sing some cowpoo lyrics over the music. Many people were relieved believing that what they'd downloaded wasn't the new album they were hoping TOOL was going to release.
So I had to check it out for myself. And sure enough the record did indeed sound like it was created by chopping up the riffs from the last three albums and having Maynard sing some cowpoo lyrics over the music. For instance start up Vicarious, but start singing the lyrics to Schism, you'll find they fit pretty well and the songs are very similar. Then I saw them at Coachella and the songs they played live sounded just like the record, so it was the official release - this is also the last time I paid to see them live.
But then again, I'm a self-important prick (and a racist pedophile, too - don't forget that!), so you should just ignore this.
I'm such a richard, in fact, that I inadvertently ended up having as my favorite track from that album the song
10,000 Days, which anyone who likes the album tells me is their
least favorite track.
In fact, OC1, my shirt would be more accurate if it said Radiohead on it...