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Re: Post a fact here
« Reply #105 on: November 01, 2009, 03:05:02 PM »
Bloody American yuppies named it soccer so they can feel like they are doing something original.

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« Reply #106 on: November 01, 2009, 03:06:18 PM »
Assimilation almost complete. ;)

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« Reply #107 on: November 01, 2009, 03:09:31 PM »
I can feel myself beng overcome to drive on the left side of the road!
And im craving a nice hot cup of tea!
You know, I caught myself thursday reading the Scottish Sun and looking at the football scores!
Damn,, and I have this nagging urge to watch Only Men And Horses on GOLD!

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« Reply #108 on: November 01, 2009, 03:11:25 PM »
hahahahahahahhahahahaha :D
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« Reply #109 on: November 01, 2009, 03:15:30 PM »
Wheres me bloody kilt ye baggins?
If im going,,im gonna be a Scotsman!
My ancestors demand it! lmao
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« Reply #110 on: November 01, 2009, 04:34:15 PM »
WTF is soccer.
We invented it,it's called football. ;)
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« Reply #111 on: November 01, 2009, 04:50:11 PM »
In the state of Texas, Its legal to shoot and kill someone if they are an bottom.

In Arkansas it is still legal to beat your wife with a stick as long as it is no bigger around than your thumb.

It is illegal to walk your alligator down the street with a hemp rope as a leash.

In Oklahoma it is illegal to turn a corner in your car if you dont honk your horn first.

In Arkansas and Oklahoma it is illegal for women to wear anything but a dress on sundays.

In Oklahoma it is illegal for three or more dogs to congregate in a yard without the dogs buying a special permit allowing them to assembe in large groups.

In Texas it is illegal to ballance a newborn baby on a rail fence.

In Oklahoma, the drinking while driving law does not specify alcaholic or nonn alcaholic beverages.

In Louisiana it is illegal to physicaly copy a sex act on any media between the hours of 10 am and 2 pm on sundays.

In Oklahoma, you cannot do anything sexual unless it is male and female, and then only missionary position. ( jail terms have been served for up to 2 years)

Puritans left England for America because England wasnt strict enough for their liking.

Americans celebrate thanksgiving,, not because they shared with the native Americans,, its beuse they survived by the Native Americans taking pity on the settlers and helped them to not starve or freeze to death.

The Norwegians that settled in the northern tier of the US ( Minisota) did so because the weather reminded them of Norway.

Michigan is no longer he crime capital of the US,, Phoenix Arizona is due to the drug trafficking, kidnapping and murders caused by the drug cartels comming out of Northern Mexico.

Spudz Mckenzie  a dog that was in bear comercials in the 80s, was a female.
Lassie was a male.


In the Benjie movies back in the late 70s and early 80s,, they used a total of 4 dogs per movie.

A bird has no knees, only ankles.

Popey was not originaly for children, him and Olive Oyl have been heard to say several R rated curse words.

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« Reply #112 on: November 02, 2009, 06:02:43 PM »
In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first of six home runs.
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« Reply #113 on: November 02, 2009, 09:47:20 PM »
Back in 1919, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males.

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« Reply #114 on: November 03, 2009, 03:12:47 AM »
Wild sex huh? lmao
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Re: Post a fact here
« Reply #115 on: November 03, 2009, 06:36:48 AM »
1 out of every 4 kids in the USA is overweight.

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« Reply #116 on: November 03, 2009, 08:29:07 AM »
4 out of 10 kids in the USA spend more than 4 hour a day playing video games.

In 1978,the number one pet in the US was the pet rock.

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« Reply #117 on: November 09, 2009, 02:13:37 PM »
Surprising facts about statues in the park
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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« Reply #118 on: November 09, 2009, 03:14:18 PM »
Another fact,, they are just as dead either way.  :P

Malcom X claimed he was socialist and followed the teachings of Lennin,,untill he found out Lennin was racist and ddnt think of Blacks as human.

The term " Talking Through Your Hat " was originaly atributed to John Smith,, one of the founders of Mormonism because the only way he could translate the golden tablets ( that no ne else ever saw) was by literaly talking into his hat.

Its ilegal in Texas to talk bad about beef.

The term "Hooker" is atributed to the prostitutes that followed the forces commanded by General Hooker during the civil war. The were known as Hooker's army.

on the average, 1 out of 4 prositutes are male.

 Doctor Who has ran for over 50 years, and is the longest running tv series in history.
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« Reply #119 on: November 14, 2009, 06:54:50 PM »
While digging, an Armadillo can hold its breath for up to six minutes.
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