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Offline Robin-Graves

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Worthless Jobs
« on: January 29, 2009, 02:14:55 PM »
One of the most  BS jobs in the universe...Abstract Preparer.
Just another useless beurocrat that madeup his job and makes money off of you for no reason.
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2009, 03:28:04 PM »
Marketers

Please just kill yourselves.

Thank you.

"Oooo, the anti-market market... that's a good market!" - Bill Hicks
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2009, 05:42:10 PM »
Insurance and security underwriters.

I know I can do without them.


Oh,, and any position someone may have in the Athletics Commision.
Nothing but useless idiots.
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 05:54:19 AM »
- middle managers

- hairdressers

- telephone sanitizers

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 07:00:48 AM »
Road sweepers
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 07:08:18 AM »
Quote
BOB SLYDELL
So what you do is you take the specifications from the customers and
you bring them down to the software engineers?

TOM
That, that's right.

BOB PORTER
Well, then I gotta ask, then why can't the customers just take the
specifications directly to the software people, huh?

TOM
Well, uh, uh, uh, because, uh, engineers are not good at dealing with
customers.

BOB SLYDELL
You physically take the specs from the customer?

TOM
Well, no, my, my secretary does that, or, or the fax.

BOB SLYDELL
Ah.

BOB PORTER
Then you must physically bring them to the software people.

TOM
Well...no. Yeah, I mean, sometimes.

BOB SLYDELL
Well, what would you say? you do here?

TOM
Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers so
the engineers don't have to!! I have people skills!! I am good at
dealing with people!!! Can't you understand that?!? WHAT THE HELL IS
WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!!!!!
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 07:28:39 AM »
^ ROFL
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 03:19:04 PM »
The North American Athelitics Commision
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2009, 04:50:20 PM »
Parliamentarian.
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2009, 05:12:34 PM »
That stop sign guy at construction sights
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2009, 06:00:22 PM »
The guy supervising the stop sign guy at construction sights  :D
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2009, 01:23:44 AM »
Store 'greaters' *shudder*

And Office Space is still genius...
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2009, 04:28:01 AM »
Toll booth attendants.
And lets not forget high school guidance councelors
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2009, 04:53:37 AM »
Pro wrestlers...

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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2009, 10:44:46 AM »
Yeah,,those useless bastards! I hate,,,,,
waitaminit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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