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Offline Robin-Graves

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #75 on: February 10, 2009, 03:10:43 PM »
Another worthless job,,,,host at a dog show
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #76 on: February 10, 2009, 03:39:57 PM »
Worthless:

Phone salesmen...

This Swedish golly called me earlier today...

same number has called me repeatedly for the past two weeks...

So I finally told him:

"If you call me one more time, I'll PERSONALLY track you down like a dog, and RIP your Swedish bless'ed balls of..."

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #77 on: February 10, 2009, 04:08:37 PM »
Swedish balls..?  ???

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #78 on: February 10, 2009, 04:10:47 PM »
I know scared me so much I hung the phone up!!

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #79 on: February 10, 2009, 04:15:12 PM »
Can't speak for the general populous, but mine are fine... (bit hairy, though...)

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #80 on: February 10, 2009, 04:46:49 PM »
Scissors, maybe...

But sure ain't no razors getting close to my bean bag...

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #81 on: February 14, 2009, 01:14:51 AM »
You mean,,,,,I have to be in a midlife crisis to dress like a biker?
Dammit peeps! I been going through a midlife crises for like,,,,,oh man,,,,23 years!!!
ANd scary thing is imonly 41!
I keep my standards low.
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #82 on: February 16, 2009, 01:42:42 AM »
Its not my fault i look good in leather
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #83 on: February 16, 2009, 01:29:11 PM »
um,,,im strait
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #84 on: February 16, 2009, 02:22:16 PM »
Don't look now, but...

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 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #85 on: February 16, 2009, 03:45:20 PM »
Unlike wrestling, the bulge is probably fake.

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #86 on: February 16, 2009, 04:15:08 PM »
 :D :D :D :D

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #87 on: February 16, 2009, 05:51:24 PM »
Worthless:

Phone salesmen...

This Swedish golly called me earlier today...

same number has called me repeatedly for the past two weeks...

So I finally told him:

"If you call me one more time, I'll PERSONALLY track you down like a dog, and RIP your Swedish bless'ed balls of..."

UPDATE:

They stopped calling...







 ;D

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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #88 on: February 16, 2009, 06:25:12 PM »
Don't look now, but...

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 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Hey hey hey,,,dont get all personal now!
UPDATE:

They stopped calling...







 ;D

But,,thier chicks are kinda cute!
I keep my standards low.
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Re: Worthless Jobs
« Reply #89 on: February 16, 2009, 07:44:56 PM »
Dont get dirty now,,,,
I keep my standards low.
That way im never disapointed.