Your wife has saved your family from an Egyptian curse. Cats naturally hate the tree of the pagans.
We always called the mini liquor bottles nips, and I've always been nervous asking about them. Turns out there is a non-slur adjacent name for them, Mini's!
I was trying to find a J&B mini because every time I watch The Thing I get curious. I was told at a liquor warehouse they don't exist, but that politician lied to me.
I just don't want to order one online.