Now You See Me (2013)
I was enjoying this film up until a character dies. It's quite jarring, it naffs the movie up, and essentially stops it in its tracks.
I shouldn't have been surprised, as it's Kuntzman and Orca, two absolute hacks who were allowed to butcher star trek and a bunch of shitty movies.
They're longtime partners from the same hack school as JJ Abrams. Think of them as understudies, along with Damon shitloaf.
Those bastards fall ever upward.
So, you've got this whimsical heist movie with magicians, they're doing their thing, and then the jig is up! And the jig goes up weirdly viciously. Suddenly there are firewalls that have been breached, and the swat team from the matrix shows up.
The Hulk Ruffalo and incompetent sidekick face off against Dave Franco, who fights them oddly viciously, shoving the incompetent sidekick in a garbage disposal and hitting the switch. Dude could obviously have been mangled for life, but Dave doesn't give a poo, as he gets into a cartoon fight with Ruffalo.
The fight moves down the building, Franco displays an unearned skill (voice mimicry) and escapes onto a street, and we get a rather neat car chase, until it goes tragic on a New York Bridge.
Dave crashes the car and dies. Ruffalo tries desperately to save him and fails.
The movie comes to a grinding halt, and then moves past this as just another moment.
Yeah, no. The movie dies there. They try a recovery, but I'm flagging the play, everything after that moment doesn't work. The movie just becomes insulting. There is no longer any magic.
I got the sequel for free behind goodwill, but I don't think I'm going to watch it.