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Re: Latest Movie You Watched
« Reply #1890 on: August 12, 2013, 02:52:00 PM »
I watch some really bad films looking for the gold.
Brain Damage is one of those really bad films.  Brian meets a worm like creature that lives in his arm pit (or somewhere like that) and squirts blue liquid into an hole at the base of is head.  It sends Brian into a moronic state of running around hooting like a simpleton at the fun fair and seeing things in goofy-vision.
The creature lives off brains and while Brian is high, it sucks the brains out of unsuspecting people.  Except if the victim is female.  Oh yeah, almost forgot about that scene, which is pretty much softcore rape porn.

And there is your reason not to watch the film.  Not because the acting the worst I've seen in a while, not because it is basically a 2 hour anti-drug advert.  Even though Basket Case and Frankenhooker were great, I don't think I'll be watching any more films directed by Frank Henenlotter.

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I think when your drug days pass you some of these classics just arent as funny anymore.

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« Reply #1891 on: August 17, 2013, 06:11:09 AM »
The Big Wedding http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1931435/ excellent funny parts. that's it
Gallowwalkers http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0829176/ mmmmmmmmmmmm.
The Iceman http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1491044/ suspected cameo appearance's.Wha a calm evil so and so.worth a watch

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« Reply #1892 on: August 20, 2013, 09:02:41 PM »
I watched "It! The Terror from Beyond Space", POTC4, and "Ghosts of Mars" in the last few days.

"It! The Terror from Beyond Space" was pretty funny to watch.  Scientists on Mars encounter and an intelligent alien monster that looks like the monster from "The Creature From The Black Lagoon".  It boards their ship and they use 20th century weapons to defend themselves.  Fairly average, but it's a movie about Mars, so I needed to watch it.

"Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" was good.  I've seen it before, so I knew what was going to happen.  I like pirate films.  I thought the zombie crew were more a possessed crew of the the damned, thought that is my only criticism.

"Ghosts Of Mars", John Carpenter's even.  What could go wrong?  Ice Cube?  Nah. that will be great.  Jason Statham?  Yeah he's good in lots of stuff.  Pam Greer, she doesn't do rubbish.... besides, it's set on Mars and there is no better place to set a Sci-Fi story.
The movie was slow and boring.  The best bit is hearing the way the baddies communicated and looking at the names of the tracks in the soundtrack.  Oh yeah, Anthrax and Buckethead were some of the musicians who performed the score.
Now some (aka my better judgement) would say to me "what do you expect?  John Carpenter is not really that good.  "Big Trouble..." is his only truly great film (in which Kurt Russell proves he is the greatest actor of all time), and those 'stars' you point to are actually all hacks who's only entertainment value is they are enjoyably bad at what they do", to which I would reply "shuddup, what would you know? "They Live" was pure brilliance!"


I think when your drug days pass you some of these classics just arent as funny anymore.

Nah, it's not that.  I was reading that during filming of the scene, which was censored from the theatre and vhs release, cast and crew walked out.  If it wasn't included in the version of the film I viewed, I might put it in the classic trash bin, but still it goes for too long and felt like it was on the "no, but seriously..." side of the just-say-no fence.  Also, it needed more hair metal.
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Re: Latest Movie You Watched
« Reply #1893 on: August 30, 2013, 02:57:39 AM »
Movies....

"2 Headed Shark Attack" For the love of all that is good, run a mile from this film.  "Jurassic Shark" was a masterpiece in comparison to this one.
There was supposedly a model shark built for this, but I have seen independent video games made for charity drives with better graphics than 2HSA (pretty sure that abbreviation is also the chemical name for a designer drug).

"TerrorVision"  Not bad, for an 80's sci-fi/horror.  Stars a guy that was in "The Search For Animal Chin".  Has footage from "Robot Monster" and "The Day The Earth Stood Still" on the telly.

"The X From Outer Space"  Good Japanese rubber suit monster film, just slow.  Uses the same set as "It! The Terror From Beyond Space" at times.
Super cute girls (two) in it.
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« Reply #1894 on: August 30, 2013, 06:08:44 AM »
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Re: Latest Movie You Watched
« Reply #1895 on: August 31, 2013, 06:43:39 PM »
haunted house with marlon wayne. I could not make it past 30 mins , had to switch it off it was so bad.

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« Reply #1896 on: September 01, 2013, 03:29:31 AM »
I wated Xtro last night. 
As a kid, it was the title on the wall of the video rental store that we all wanted to get, it was said to be the scariest movie ever.  Banned in Britain and all.  The cover had the most disgusting looking monster of them all, and the fact that it had the monster on the cover meant that we would actually see a monster in this horror film.
But, it was rated R(+18) and so we couldn't hire it and nobody's cool parents agreed to rent it for us.

So when I saw the chance to get a copy recently I grabbed it.
I was expecting a lot worse, but it wasn't the usual b-grade horror.

Set in England, a guy gets abducted by aliens and his son sees it all go down.  Nobody believes the son, who has the same name as my brother, and assumes the guy has done the runner on the wife.  Jump some years and the wife has a new beau and the son seem quite happy-go-lucky for someone who watched his dad (who has the same name as my nephew) get stolen by moon-men in a flash of light.

But then dad-guy shows-up from seemingly out of nowhere (we get to see from where, and it was hilarious) unable to remember where he had been.  Mum's new bloke get the shits and sonny-boy is over the moon.  He was a little freaked out when daddy ate his pet snake's eggs, but has able to understand once dad tracked him down and gave him a very strange kiss on the shoulder.

It gets weirder, albeit slowly and in that Pommy way that makes the old Doctor Who series so creepy.

I'd recommend it to people who like b-horror.


haunted house with marlon wayne. I could not make it past 30 mins , had to switch it off it was so bad.

Sounds like a pretty bad movie, I sort of want to see it after reading about it.  Don't think so though.

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Re: Latest Movie You Watched
« Reply #1897 on: September 01, 2013, 09:52:30 AM »
Crystal Fairy, don't waste your bandwidth.

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« Reply #1898 on: September 01, 2013, 10:59:45 AM »
Shogun Assassin and Xtro have often been mistakenly listed as video nasties,
though neither film ever appeared on any official DPP lists.

Xtro was rated 18 (1982 Film / 1987 Video) then re-rated 15 (2007)
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Re: Latest Movie You Watched
« Reply #1899 on: September 01, 2013, 09:23:09 PM »
Shogun Assassin and Xtro have often been mistakenly listed as video nasties,
though neither film ever appeared on any official DPP lists.

Xtro was rated 18 (1982 Film / 1987 Video) then re-rated 15 (2007)


Yeah, I read about that, and it spurred me to go look for the DPP list and watch the films on it.  Of course I have read synopsis's of the movies before downloading.  "I Spit On Your Grave" is one on the list that I had heard about for years and was told that I don't really want to see it, but that advice always makes me want to see it even more.  Now I have read the brief on it, I realise that no, I don't want to see it.

Then another on the list is the incredibly dumb "Evil Dead".  The horror in that film was so implicated it was more a suspense/thriller than a horror.  The fact that Evil Dead 2 was basically a remake with a hammy and OTT plot in the style of what had become the popular image of horror, is testament to the fact that the first was not a scary horror film.

But yeah, it's weird to think back to the 80's when, as a child, stories about what goes on overseas abounded with no good way of verifying what was the truth.  'Video nasties' was a term most kids had only heard on tv shows like The "Kenny Everett Video Show" and "The Young Ones" and it was an hard schoolyard fact that England banned almost every horror and porn film ever made.....

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Re: Latest Movie You Watched
« Reply #1900 on: September 02, 2013, 10:00:34 PM »
Stop ! or my mom will shoot.

Estelle Getty  loved her in golden girls and just about everything  else.  Cute movie and enjoyable time waster.

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Re: Latest Movie You Watched
« Reply #1901 on: September 02, 2013, 10:32:42 PM »
World War Z  I liked the Resident Evil movies better than this zombie apocalypse thriller.

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« Reply #1902 on: September 03, 2013, 12:48:36 AM »
Watched C.H.U.D last night.
It was not bad.  Acting was a bit poo but the story made up for it.

World War Z  I liked the Resident Evil movies better than this zombie apocalypse thriller.

It was pretty poo.  This photo sorta says it all:


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Re: Latest Movie You Watched
« Reply #1903 on: September 03, 2013, 05:01:31 AM »
World War Z. I thought it wasnt as bad as all that.Action / mind numbing fun.

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« Reply #1904 on: September 03, 2013, 05:14:19 AM »
World War Z. I thought it wasnt as bad as all that.Action / mind numbing fun.

I went to see it at the cinema.....and I guess there was my mistake.