I had a friend whose dog, Cheater, would come and make the worst smelling farts ever. Some dogs are just not well constructed in the gastro intestinal dept., I guess.
I'm boiling verbena/apple juice in order to make jelly. It will take hours. But the house smells good. I just had an amazing dinner made by my neighbors who invited us to a cookout. Teryaki chicken thighs on the grill. OMG. And everything else was great, too. Now I want a nap.