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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2790 on: July 22, 2016, 04:49:42 PM »
Quote from: xtopave on July 22, 2016, 07:18:17 AM

On the other hand, smokester in long johns in the beaches of St. Lucia is an image more disturbing.  ;D

Hey, I can make anything work.

Although, I'm struggling to make the muffin top look good.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2791 on: July 23, 2016, 01:08:24 AM »
Don't worry smokes, from personal experience, it's possible. 

Just watched dirty dancing with my coworker, time to get back to the paperwork.  Last night of the work week for me, see you all Monday night, if not sooner.  Good luck.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2792 on: July 23, 2016, 07:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Beatrix on July 23, 2016, 01:08:24 AM
Don't worry smokes, from personal experience, it's possible. 

I was thinking of vajazzling it.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2793 on: July 23, 2016, 11:58:48 AM »
Quote from: smokester on July 23, 2016, 07:50:49 AM
I was thinking of vajazzling it.

I hope you're vajazzling your muffin top. And 5 mins ago I couldn't possibly have imagined I would type that sentence.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2794 on: July 23, 2016, 03:43:52 PM »
I just asked my missus if she'd heard of "that" word and, to my amazement, she had and explained it to prove it.

WTF? I must have led a sheltered life.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2795 on: July 24, 2016, 12:46:03 AM »
you would have been more shocked if she had shown you  :o
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2796 on: July 25, 2016, 11:46:21 PM »
I didn't know what it meant but I know bedazzled, and I'm a generally wise las. . don't think I need urban dictionary for that one, or do I?
I'm cleaning, a lot.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2797 on: July 26, 2016, 11:52:02 AM »
Blame Jennifer Love Hewitt.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajazzle
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2798 on: July 26, 2016, 04:02:57 PM »
Quote from: dweez on July 26, 2016, 11:52:02 AM
Blame Jennifer Love Hewitt.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajazzle

There's a whole encyclopaedia of female nether region terminology on that page that I'd rather avoid.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2799 on: July 26, 2016, 11:59:47 PM »
And it looks dumb.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2800 on: July 27, 2016, 04:02:29 PM »
Right now I'm giving up trying to use the internet. Something is up with the broadband and it's hit or miss whether a page loads or not.  This might not even get posted.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2801 on: July 28, 2016, 12:22:15 AM »
Consider it posted ;D.
I'm doing the mopping and the scrubbing. 
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2802 on: July 28, 2016, 08:12:58 AM »
ATM I am awaiting a facetime video call from daughter who is in Sorrento Italy, alright for some. ;D
Also my son to phone from Wales who is with girlfriend, again alright for some  ;D
Where as I am watching rain falling on my plants.

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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2803 on: July 28, 2016, 03:16:53 PM »
Quote from: christ on July 28, 2016, 01:54:47 AM
Nope. Didn't see it here.

I fixed it. YAY!!

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I'm telling.
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Re: What are you doing right now?
« Reply #2804 on: July 29, 2016, 12:03:39 AM »
went out last night with friends for a curry and a drink.
I walked out the of the pub post having a argument over Brexit with some UKIP chaps.
Wife woke up at 4am on the sofa, whereas I awoke in bed.
Never going out on a thursday night again  :o
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