So there is this guy, criminal really, who uses my phone number for poo. My phone company charges $15 to change numbers, so I just curse at whoever calls me looking for him. It's kinda fun. Collection threats and Lawyers abound, and I just told walgreens that I think he's a real damn' piece of poo.
Apparently he either hits people with cars, or is hit by cars frequently. Reminds me of the insurance scam activity in saints row.
I'd love to talk to the guy for five minutes, to explain my displeasure with him.
I did have fun cursing at the Florida power and light employee who said he was going to ruin my credit. I guarantee the bumper car fool had poo credit to begin with.