First one refused to put the supervisor on.
So, I went into the office, everything was bent. They couldn't fix it, but they did cut the check. Like, the supervisor got locked out of the computer repeatedly from trying to fix it.
My guess is I have to do this again in a week or so, but for now rent is covered.
What happened was they mailed the "are you a felon" form to my old address. To answer the question, No, I am not a felon. They kindly printed me a copy. Also, it was a request from 2016. Which means it's cowpoo, someone bent up on the computer, and they needed to show face.
So now I'm sunburned and angry, but the anxiety spike has been removed from my brain.