Reddit can suck a lemon.
Usually, around this time, someone posts a "what's your scary story?" On askreddit.
This year, they jammed all Halloween poo into two threads. Regular and sexy.
So it's all mashed together garbage. Like a smoothie with motor oil in it.
The usual poo "how do I make a costume in five minutes with no money?" Level brilliance.
I mean, I'd occasionally be pissed at the sleep paralysis derails that bore the poo out of me, but this time there is no story thread at all!