Topic: the official "I-got-into-some-poo-last-night" thread

[MisterAJ]

So here's what happened:

I was at the pub, enjoying myself, and it was closing time.
I called a cab for me and a neighbor of mine...
 As I was making the call, this complete stranger (a girl) ran up to me, hid behind my back, and cried for help...

the first two seconds, I was like WTF???, but then I picked up on the fact that her boyfriend had gone apeshit insane,
You know, wanting to beat her up and poo...
Yeah...
THAT kinda poo is REALLY going to fly when I'm around...

First time around I simply grabbed him by the arms and tossed him away...
BTW, I'm 1.78 m (just shy of 6 feet) tall and 75 kilo (160 pounds or something), and not a big brute...
this guy was MUCH shorter than me, and light enough for me to pick up and toss the golly away...
Not gonna do the whole "There was a bunch of ninja-bikers and I kicked all their asses" thing, but FFS, he tried beating on a girl...
no, no, a million times NOOOOOOOOOO

the Bartender, real nice and mellow guy (note that, it has relevance later) came out, shooed him away 3-4 times...
The little prick STILL went gunning for the girl.
at this point I had had enough!
At this point I grabbed him by the collar, picked him of the ground, and pounded him into the floor.
(Told you he wasn't big, but whatever...)
This was enough for him to FINALY realize that he was in deep poo, and needed to move the golly away...
and he did... about 10-15 feet...
Stood there like a moron, spouting poo like "She's my girlfriend, my possession, my THING THAT I OWN", bla bla bla...
complete bless'ed nitwit...
And at this point, the bartender (mr. nice-and-mellow) was so bless'ed fed up with the little poo-stain that
he nearly ripped his god damn arms of... (Kinda wish he had, would have been epic... LOL)

Eventually, cops came and took him away, and that was the thing that saved his punk ass:

There was half a dozen of us at this point contemplating a trip to the deep, dark allies and a improvised lesson in proper manners...

 

[laama]

Unfortunately nothing new under the sun.

[Skadi]

Unfortunately nothing new under the sun.

^ True 

And he?ll probably find her once he?s out. Or worse, she?ll go begging after him. But it was nice of you to stand up, and stand in AJ. Puny or not, you still might have scraped your knuckles on him.

[laama]

^ True 

And he?ll probably find her once he?s out. Or worse, she?ll go begging after him. But it was nice of you to stand up, and stand in AJ. Puny or not, you still might have scraped your knuckles on him.

I think,that when he is out,he continue this and girl begging him.
Girl protect him and try hide her wounds and lies where they are coming.

[Robin-Graves]

Ive never understood why women are like that.

I got hit on by this biker chick last night at the after show party.
 I had to turn her down ( blatant proposition!), she just looked used. You know what I mean ,,
She was probably hiding from an ex or something.

[Geemonster]

Once i got involved when a guy was beating up his GF and ended up  with them both screaming at me.

[8ullfrog]

Gee, it's a no-win scenario.

[MisterAJ]

Also had that one, Gee...

she just looked used. You know what I mean ,,

She looked like she was at least 20 years older than she actually is..?

[PsPBuRnOuT]

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What a ass-Hole, the guy not you AJ

By the way only read the first few lines

Any person that hits out on a women, is no man to me.

S**t 4king Coward is all, & not worth a life, what a waste.

[smokester]

On the 3 occasions that I have intervened in a violent, domestic altercation, I have ended up with more bruises from the girl involved than the fella.  I vowed from then on I would only ever stand between the 2 parties rather that giving the aggressive male a smack.

[PsPBuRnOuT]

On the 3 occasions that I have intervened in a violent, domestic altercation, I have ended up with more bruises from the girl involved that the fella.  I vowed from then on I would only ever stand between the 2 parties rather that giving the aggressive male a smack.

lol

But a very good point & tip m8

[ohcheap1]

Heres a question to add to the mix....What if the woman does the hitting first? Like clobbers him in the head with an aluminum pot say....is she asking for a fight?

[smokester]

Heres a question to add to the mix....What if the woman does the hitting first? Like clobbers him in the head with an aluminum pot say....is she asking for a fight?

Apparently you should never hit the weaker sex.  The problem I have with that equation is that men also come in all shapes and sizes so should big men not hit little men?  The other problem I have with it is that I remember Jerry Springer always citing it in his shows, when virtually all the women in his audience would have easily slapped him upside his head?

[ohcheap1]

Thanks for not asking,"Did she deserve to be hit?" After I posted that I thought it would be the next thing to come up. Thats so not what I meant by that.

I did a job at a Womens Shelter last week and there are many cases of men who abide by the not hitting women theory and their mates end up beating the poo out of them in order to push them over the edge to fight back. I learned all kinds of weird statistics when I was there. The whole thing is just freakish anyway.

Oh and "Yes" thats what that means Smokes. Can we all just get along? 

[PsPBuRnOuT]

Oh and "Yes" thats what that means Smokes. Can we all just get along? 

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