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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #210 on: May 14, 2012, 06:35:07 AM »
Something made me laugh yesterday while I was out having lunch.

I was in the Italian cafe I go to which is run by my best friend Antonio, when I said to him:

"Yesterday I discovered that I could never be Italian."

"Why, what happened?" he replied

"Well, I was cooking a risotto for dinner last night and I had a glass of wine left in the bottle especially for it. When it got to that stage, I couldn't resist just putting half of the glass in the rice and pouring the other half out for myself."  I told him and went on say:

" Don't tell the Maurizio (the chef) as I feel ashamed that I put myself and the wine before the food.".

He paused for a moment and then replied:

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #211 on: July 18, 2012, 04:54:08 PM »
Ok, fell arse over tit today on Clapham Common when whizzing down the path on my Micro Bullet scooter.  I really hurt myself especially my hand which you would think wasn't so funny - which it wasn't.  What really made me laugh is how hard the missus laughed and is still doing so 6 hours later.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #212 on: July 18, 2012, 04:59:42 PM »
Ouch, smokester, and you work with your hands!  :-\ 
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #213 on: July 18, 2012, 06:57:47 PM »
Quote from: xtopave on July 18, 2012, 04:59:42 PM
Ouch, smokester, and you work with your hands!  :-\

It was probably worth it just so my son and missus can recall the event at will whenever they need cheering up.  My son also found it hilarious BTW.

My daughter on the other hand, told the other 2 off and made me a get well soon card.  She's definitely getting the estate.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #214 on: July 18, 2012, 07:28:16 PM »
Quote from: smokester on July 18, 2012, 06:57:47 PM
She's definitely getting the estate.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #215 on: July 26, 2012, 03:23:30 PM »
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The view from the room was poor and obscured by iron bars. Facilities were rudimentary to say the least - no television, mini bar or ensuite facilities. Due to overbooking I was forced to share with a rather charmless individual by the name of "Mike the Hatchet" who was keen to know why my stay was so short. I sought out the shower facilities in the morning and had to queue and was then told "not to bend down for the soap" by a somewhat surly member of staff. When I went to check out I was interviewed by a panel of 3 people who asked a lot of strange questions such as whether I had kept my nose clean etc. For some reason my departure was met with some unruliness by the other guests who banged their mugs against the iron bars and shouted obscenities. The only plus point was that after checkout I discovered that reception had forgotten to charge me for my stay. even though my stay was free I.m afraid I cannot recommend this establishment.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #216 on: July 26, 2012, 05:07:18 PM »
^ That's similar to my days of flat sharing, excluding the "free" part.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #217 on: July 27, 2012, 08:21:08 AM »
^ hopefully excluding the "don't bend over for the soap" part  ;D
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #218 on: July 27, 2012, 10:56:15 AM »
Quote from: townie2 on July 27, 2012, 08:21:08 AM
^ hopefully excluding the "don't bend over for the soap" part  ;D

You were lucky who you found in bed with you in the morning, or should I say "what species" rather than "who".
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #219 on: July 27, 2012, 11:28:52 AM »
back in those days you were lucky to wake up in a bed  ;D
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #220 on: July 27, 2012, 03:56:31 PM »
Quote from: townie2 on July 27, 2012, 11:28:52 AM
back in those days you were lucky to wake up in a bed  ;D

In all honesty I can't ever remember sleeping.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #221 on: July 27, 2012, 05:11:04 PM »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #222 on: August 18, 2012, 05:39:33 PM »
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull made me laugh today.  I thought I hated that film, but I think I just hate the thing at the end which is spoilers.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #223 on: August 24, 2012, 05:46:44 PM »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #224 on: August 24, 2012, 06:06:19 PM »
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