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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2010, 04:14:36 PM »
I was woken this morning by my 4 year old daughter jumping on me and I could see that she had already been to the kitchen to get herself a drink.  I asked her to get me a drink of juice as I was parched and she obligingly trundled off.  A few minutes later she arrived back with my plastic sports bottle - the type you have to really suck on to get the liquid out - and she said she could only get a little of daddy's juice in it?  I shook it and it felt like about an eggcup full of water so I smiled and sucked hard to get it all in one and got a bit of a shock.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2010, 04:30:53 PM »
LOL!  ;D Indeed, where did she get that idea?!  ::) :D
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #62 on: June 13, 2010, 05:00:25 PM »

It was about 7.30am too.  Lucky I don't go to church on Sunday mornings as I can just imagine the congregation gossip from those who stood to close to me.

One good thing though, rum does appear to be rather good at cleaning teeth.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #63 on: June 14, 2010, 07:36:31 AM »
If she could only get a little of it in the bottle...where'd the rest go?  Did you find a puddle next to your wet bar?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #64 on: June 14, 2010, 10:42:20 AM »
Quote from: dweez on June 14, 2010, 07:36:31 AM
If she could only get a little of it in the bottle...where'd the rest go?  Did you find a puddle next to your wet bar?

It's in a really hefty crystal decanter and I don't think the little mite could lift it properly.  I was a bit shocked that she even attempted to and have moved said alcohol to somewhere out of her reach now.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #65 on: June 14, 2010, 11:43:57 AM »
lol its amazing what kids do pick up on.  :o
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #66 on: June 24, 2010, 12:21:37 PM »
the neighbors were arguing again and the woman yells "I'm puerto rican but I'm not stupid" . i have no idea what the two have to do with each other but it made me chuckle.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #67 on: June 25, 2010, 11:25:31 AM »
This my first userbar  ;D



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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #68 on: June 25, 2010, 12:12:28 PM »
Nice!  I like it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #69 on: June 25, 2010, 08:24:36 PM »
Quote from: dweez on June 25, 2010, 12:12:28 PM
Nice!  I like it.

Well you welcome to nick to use it  ;D ;)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #70 on: June 25, 2010, 08:29:49 PM »
I'm a creature of habit.  I've had several avatars/sigs "donated" to me but the last time I changed was well over a year ago.  Before that, my last "change" was probably 2-3 years ago.  But keep it up man, I know others are benefiting from your hard work.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #71 on: June 25, 2010, 08:35:44 PM »
Quote from: dweez on June 25, 2010, 08:29:49 PM
I'm a creature of habit.  I've had several avatars/sigs "donated" to me but the last time I changed was well over a year ago.  Before that, my last "change" was probably 2-3 years ago.  But keep it up man, I know others are benefiting from your hard work.

Didn't mean you had to change anything, up to you :)
& don't know about that  ::) ;D

Think I remember I done you a couple of Siggy's Gold has I think back ;D
Or was that someone else? :)


My bad that was for user called Sharky ::)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #72 on: June 25, 2010, 09:25:26 PM »
Quote from: PsPBuRnOuT on June 25, 2010, 11:25:31 AM
This my first userbar  ;D



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Pretty cool Paul.  8)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #73 on: June 25, 2010, 10:25:26 PM »
Yeah, I got a couple sigs from people back when SuprNova forums were still up.  Since then, I have changed them much.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #74 on: June 26, 2010, 08:31:15 AM »
^ I see that dweez :) & has you can see I change mine quite a bit  ;D

Thanks G not bad for first one I guess :) Just wish I could do something, totally awesome you know :) May be one day?

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