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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #195 on: January 06, 2012, 08:33:06 AM »
This made me smile. And yes, it's real.



Unfortunately spoiled by that hideous 2012 Olympic Logo. We are all waiting for the opportunity to forget the damn thing, but now they've immortalised it!!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #196 on: January 07, 2012, 03:07:59 AM »
i cannot believe thats a real 50p coin  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
not the best logo ever produced .I did read how much it cost somewhere ???.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #197 on: January 08, 2012, 01:56:43 AM »
It is, however, wrong. If the player is deemed by the referee not to be interfering in play, then he is not offside.

I subscribe to the Shankly dictum: "if he isn't interfering in play, then he shouldn't be on the field".
put that on a coin  ;D ;D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #198 on: February 05, 2012, 11:53:41 AM »
That is awesome! :))

No, he's a total guy.
Is he so masculine, he could be gay?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #199 on: February 21, 2012, 03:06:27 AM »
This story my sister sent me from Ireland I thought was quite funny, if not extraordinary.  Just goes to show that Animal Farm, Charlotte's Web, Babe etc, aren't that far fetched after all:

http://www.rte.ie/news/2011/0615/cow.html
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #200 on: April 17, 2012, 03:17:18 PM »
They're evolving! :o

http://www.ebuyer.com/364672-morphy-richards-46243-bread-bin-roll-top-purple-46243

The technical specifications for that bread bin claim the following:
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Network Cable Type: Patch cable
Technology: Fiber optic
Type of Fibre Optics: Multimode
Core / Cladding Diameter: 62.5 / 125 micron
Features: Halogen-free , ceramic connectors
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Connector(s): 2 x LC multi-mode - male
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #201 on: April 19, 2012, 02:42:51 AM »
 ::)  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #202 on: April 19, 2012, 03:59:56 AM »
My daughter being sick all over the dentist today. At £61 for a replacement retainer, he deserved it.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #203 on: April 19, 2012, 05:21:30 AM »
I thought dental care was free for children?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #204 on: April 19, 2012, 08:06:28 AM »
I thought dental care was free for children?

Yep, but not for replacements due to breakage or loss.  Bloody waiter threw it away di'n't he.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #205 on: April 19, 2012, 08:33:53 AM »
Bloody waiter threw it away di'n't he.

You wish you had tipped him more, don't you?  :D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #206 on: April 19, 2012, 09:21:57 AM »
You wish you had tipped him more, don't you?  :D

Actually it was a new young Italian guy in La Baita where I go.  The manager is like my brother and the staff know that so poor young Giovanni was completely distraught that he'd thrown it out.  It wasn't his fault, it was a certain weeny girl who wrapped it in a serviette and left it next to used serviettes - it was always going to happen.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #207 on: April 19, 2012, 11:03:19 AM »
it was a certain weeny girl who wrapped it in a serviette and left it next to used serviettes

Imagine this: A friend, her 2 girls, my daughter and I, all preened up for a girls day out, in the food court of a mall fishing the napkin wrapped retainer out of the trash can. Yup, they're expensive so we shrugged the amused looks off and we ended up victorious.  ;D

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #208 on: April 28, 2012, 02:26:11 PM »
Some quotes by George Best:

- I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
       
- I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.
       
- I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
       
- In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

- He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right. (On David Beckham)

- If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, it’d be a hard choice. Thankfully, I’ve done both.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #209 on: April 28, 2012, 04:12:03 PM »
I watched him play once.
pure talent, especially when drunk