Topic: Things that made you laugh today

[6pairsofshoes]

What goes on in the mind of someone who thinks that the manufacture of such a garment is a good idea?

[goldshirt*9]

 

[8ullfrog]

Dog managed to jam his head into the bag of tortilla chips mom was eating. She yelled at him. Ten minutes later, he did it again. And this time he won! Mouth full of chips, with his whopping six teeth will take him hours to eat.

I salute you, Stout little hunter!

Another one, but this was a few weeks back, he realized he was in a collar, and decided to jam up against a footrest to yank it off. He got it around his face, and walked around proudly, thinking he'd defeated his nemesis.

I have pictures, but I'm not sure how to host them anymore. Damn photobucket was a crutch.

[6pairsofshoes]

That's so funny.  I can imagine the poor thing with a collar wrapped around his muzzle.  Can't have been too comfortable.  But the chips!  What a triumph!

[8ullfrog]

Oh no, it was better. It lined his face, like a halo. up over his little bumpy forehead, and under his short muzzle. Like he was wearing an invisible hoodie.

He also hates hugs. You just sit next to him, nothing else. I accuse him of being a cat regularly.

https://imgur.com/a/HYGXuvi

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[6pairsofshoes]

That's funny.  He looks like he's wearing some kind of headband for working out, like he's at a spa or something.

[8ullfrog]

Dog again.

I have a low bed, so he can jump up onto it to visit, and usually when he's done, he'll jump back down. This time he rolled sideways off the bed like a potato. At first I thought he fell, but when I looked, he MEANT to do that.

It was like in action movies when the stuntman jumps out of a car and rolls to bleed momentum, but a fat little spud!

Roll on you crazy little fluff!

[6pairsofshoes]

Maybe it was to save wear and tear on his joints.  In my experience, dogs are pretty smart about maintaining their own level of comfort.  This extends to lying in doorways during hot weather or finding the very best spot to hang out on the floor beneath the ceiling fan.

Still, it sounds like a pretty funny thing to watch.

[6pairsofshoes]

This.  Pretty funny.  Guys so obsessed with non-conforming that they end up looking like every other hipster to the extent that they can't tell themselves apart.
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/06/hipsters_all_look_the_same_fact/

[8ullfrog]

I once embarrassed the poo out of my cousin when I asked why Flannel came back. He knew he was doing a hipster look but didn't want to admit it.

I just wondered why someone was raiding the 90's for fashion. I mean flannels are warm, but I'd never call them stylish.

[smokester]

8ully's dog.

[8ullfrog]

scallywag tried to rip my lip off. Please make image actually show up instead of being link, I forget how to.

https://imgur.com/a/bYWGJHy

[smokester]

S'been a while since I quoted christ. Makes me feel young again.

[8ullfrog]

Doctor believes it was the steroids that made him be an bottom, but I'll never kiss his forehead goodnight again. Just a quick head pat from now on.

I do have to say though, I love that picture. No clue how mom got it, she's completely in frame in the original, and my roommate can't take a picture to save his life.

cue x-files theme.

[8ullfrog]

Today he managed to snag an entire sandwich out of the roommates garbage, he was so triumphant. Like his snoot is about as big as the cap on a highlighter, and he had a whole sandwich jammed in there.

Mom took it away from him, but he tried to duck swallow it when she grabbed him.