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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #480 on: June 05, 2024, 03:13:46 PM »
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #481 on: June 05, 2024, 04:24:30 PM »
Ha!

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter, it’s not going to come anyway.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #482 on: June 06, 2024, 02:05:12 AM »
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Russell
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #483 on: June 09, 2024, 07:51:19 AM »
A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park. One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes. Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds from there. After a while they came back out, giggling. The wizard told them “You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go.” The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered “Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I will poo on it.”
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #484 on: June 09, 2024, 10:48:06 AM »
Why did pirates never sail down the River Thames?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #485 on: June 10, 2024, 02:56:29 PM »
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #486 on: June 12, 2024, 05:15:36 PM »
Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #487 on: June 13, 2024, 02:54:13 AM »
The worst pub I’ve ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile Inn.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #488 on: June 14, 2024, 07:07:02 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #489 on: June 17, 2024, 06:28:18 AM »
I once met a giant.

I didn't know what to say, so I used big words.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #490 on: June 20, 2024, 08:17:14 AM »
What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the European Cup?

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #491 on: June 20, 2024, 12:19:48 PM »
Ha!

The Boston Celtics just won their 18th NBA championship.  The locals went wild.  It was pretty amusing.

What's Irish and stays out all night?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #492 on: June 21, 2024, 06:30:50 AM »
Sticking to the football theme:

What the difference between the Scottish and a triangle:

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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #493 on: June 21, 2024, 08:10:33 AM »
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Sticking to the football theme:

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That sailed right over my head.  :)

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today
« Reply #494 on: June 21, 2024, 08:31:11 AM »
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