Topic: Things that made you laugh today

[6pairsofshoes]

https://fb.watch/w_mG5CTkgy/

Excavator guys show off.  Pretty entertaining if the link works.

[6pairsofshoes]

Computer humor:
How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in.

What do computers like to eat?
Chips.

And one from the bleeding obvious dept.
"A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. 'What the hell are you two doing?' he demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, 'See, I told you he was stupid.'"

[goldshirt*9]

 

[6pairsofshoes]

I was driving home yesterday and saw a car with this sign:
"No baby on board
It's ok to hit our car."

[smokester]

I was driving home yesterday and saw a car with this sign:
"No baby on board
It's ok to hit our car."

That's one step away from:
Keep drink driving off the roads.
Drive on the pavement.


A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."

So the monocle hops off the bar stool and grabs his cigarettes to head outside. Meanwhile a second monocle emerges from the bathroom. They bump into each other as they cross paths and fall to the floor, hopelessly entangled. They try to get free but the more they struggle, the more tangled they become.

The bartender looks down on this travesty and shakes his head. "Hey you two!" he shouts. "Stop making spectacles of yourselves!"

[6pairsofshoes]

 

“Mr. Jones, I have to complain
About your ten-year old son.
He’s playing doctor with my daughter.”
Mr. Jones said, “That’s how it’s done.
Kids explore sexuality.
I don’t see what’s the matter.”
“Exploring sexuality, hell.
He took out her gall bladder.”

[6pairsofshoes]

A man went to sing for the patients at the hospital. He sang some opera, some Broadway, some pop songs, and at the end, he said, "Thank you so much and I hope you all get better." They said, "We hope you get better too."