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Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« on: March 15, 2010, 12:22:20 PM »
Anyone else watching this show I think it's awesome  it's attempt at old english is a bit off but apart from that i got to give it a 9/10
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2010, 01:18:45 PM »
Quote from: AlienBC on March 15, 2010, 12:22:20 PM
Anyone else watching this show I think it's awesome  it's attempt at old english is a bit off but apart from that i got to give it a 9/10

Just wondering why Spartacus would be speaking old English.  ;D
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2010, 03:16:32 PM »
I'm confused.. but it still made me snort aloud whilst at work :P

Plus, I keep getting it, and Clash of the Titans mixed up
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2010, 03:26:55 PM »
I can't say I'd heard of it but after reading this in Metro:

Spartacus 'too rude for British TV'
Spartacus: Blood and Sand features graphic sex scenes, full-frontal nudity, explicit orgies....

and the fact that I can finally get to see Lucy Lawless in the noddy, it won't be long before I can offer some critique on the subject.
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2010, 04:28:03 PM »
rofl :D
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2010, 05:58:58 PM »
I just watched episode 1 of this. It was mostly awful. The dialogue is horrendous, as was most of the acting. On the plus side, there was plenty of female nudity on show, I lost count of the number of sex scenes, 3 or 4 I think, and the fight scenes were okay.
The worst thing about it however is the fake cgi blood effects. Every time a wound is inflicted it is shown in slow motion and unfortunately this highlights how bad the blood effects are.

4/10 (one for each nude lady)  :D
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2010, 02:58:07 AM »
Quote from: redlandslide on March 15, 2010, 05:58:58 PM
I just watched episode 1 of this. It was mostly awful. The dialogue is horrendous, as was most of the acting.

Nudity in film is just not the same without a good narrative and some quality thespians.

That's 'thespians' I said..
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2010, 06:18:17 AM »
Quote from: redlandslide on March 15, 2010, 05:58:58 PM
I just watched episode 1 of this. It was mostly awful. The dialogue is horrendous, as was most of the acting. On the plus side, there was plenty of female nudity on show, I lost count of the number of sex scenes, 3 or 4 I think, and the fight scenes were okay.
The worst thing about it however is the fake cgi blood effects. Every time a wound is inflicted it is shown in slow motion and unfortunately this highlights how bad the blood effects are.

4/10 (one for each nude lady)  :D

I'm not watching it unless I find out there's lots of equal amounts of male nudity.
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2010, 06:32:01 AM »
Quote from: Skadi on March 16, 2010, 06:18:17 AM
I'm not watching it unless I find out there's lots of equal amounts of male nudity.

I believe episode two has plenty of full frontal male nudity.

Quote from: smokester on March 15, 2010, 03:26:55 PM
and the fact that I can finally get to see Lucy Lawless in the noddy, it won't be long before I can offer some critique on the subject.

I think she was the only woman in that first episode who kept her clothes ON!  :(
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2010, 06:42:13 AM »
^ what a rip-off. I'm completely hetero and I'm curious to see her naked. I say we write protest letters :D
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2010, 07:07:51 AM »
Quote from: smokester on March 16, 2010, 02:58:07 AM
Nudity in film is just not the same without a good narrative and some quality thespians.

That's 'thespians' I said..


I like to watch thespians masticate.
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2010, 07:09:31 AM »
Quote from: Skadi on March 16, 2010, 06:42:13 AM
^ what a rip-off. I'm completely hetero and I'm curious to see her naked. I say we write protest letters :D

Haven't you head of the term Greek sex?
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2010, 10:00:29 AM »
Quote from: Skadi on March 16, 2010, 06:42:13 AM
^ what a rip-off. I'm completely hetero and I'm curious to see her naked. I say we write protest letters :D

Im completely Hetero,, and I  want to see Lucy Lawless TOO!!!!

And No,, She is not maried to Blackie Lawless of WASP.
 
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2010, 10:14:27 AM »
Quote from: Geemonster on March 16, 2010, 07:09:31 AM
Haven't you head of the term Greek sex?


I've heard of greek style..

without too much deatil because we're on the wrong board.. :P Is that what her scene involved?

I need to shut up, and just watch it...

I fear this thread is getting moved to the adult section soon :D
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Re: Spartacus: Blood and Sand
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 10:15:36 AM »
Them crazy Greeks!!!
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