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Offline Skadi

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« on: March 31, 2010, 10:18:29 PM »
Quotes of any kind, from any source.

I heard this one today in a news story.. and thought it was funny.

"It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom, as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses."
?Mrs Patrick Campbell, 1940
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2010, 02:32:13 PM »
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.       
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2010, 03:36:41 PM »
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2010, 05:10:40 PM »
When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

-Albert Einstein
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« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2010, 03:50:36 AM »
Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.

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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2010, 05:47:09 AM »
Quote from: xtopave on April 04, 2010, 03:36:41 PM
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

I like that. :D
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« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2010, 08:44:47 AM »
"Never get out of the boat."

Willard, Apocalypse Now
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2010, 10:29:05 AM »
Faith is there to streangthen man, not to defeat evil and hardship, but to survive them. SOmetimes the best view of Heaven is from the bottom of Hell.

Father Diega Carzon,,
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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2010, 03:31:16 AM »
Free comes with a richard up your arse!
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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 09:44:07 AM »
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 09:48:50 AM »
"All you need to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid". ~George Carlin
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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 10:35:09 AM »
Wanna know how to make a woman? Take a guy,, and get rid of all accountability---George Carlin
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« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 10:39:04 AM »
hehheheh :D
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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 10:39:49 AM »
I figured Cheapie would like that one lmao
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 12:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Robin-Graves on April 09, 2010, 10:35:09 AM
Wanna know how to make a woman? Take a guy,, and get rid of all accountability---George Carlin
Quote from: Robin-Graves on April 09, 2010, 10:39:49 AM
I figured Cheapie would like that one lmao
I would actually reverse it and then would call it quite accurate.
Wanna know how to make a man? Take a girl,, and get rid of all accountability.
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