Topic: Awesome Fake Band Names

[6pairsofshoes]

Here's a suggestion from a friend of mine for a rapper's name:

Twist Tie.  Of course it would have to have some kind of novel spelling, like:

Twyst Tygh

[dweez]

Nothing proper, I'm sure.

[Beatrix]

In Decogon

I have no idea. 

Postpartum Dementia

Jack's Libido

"I have no skill whatsoever" might be an appropriate name. 

Tarascon's Leave

Blaisen
^good rapper name.  There has been a Blaze, but not a Blaisen, and not appropriately spelled either, it must be: Blazen ^.^

Appropriately Yours,
Bea

[tarascon]

Bleeding Deacons.

[6pairsofshoes]

dame of Babylon

[Beatrix]

More Because More

This person had a gajillion excellent suggestions.

Beats

Generic

Band

Doomcicle

Ice Ice Baby

Your Mother

Dooce Bigelo

Sprites - all female, course..

Roots of Old

The Rustic

[Beatrix]

I Killed It

[dweez]

Dead and dead.

[megamarkd]

I Killed It

Dead Thread Walking

For fear of losing this one for that Metallica synth-pop cover-band I'm gonna form one day, I let y'all laugh: Pasta Of Muppets
"Pasta! Pasta!!"

Sreudian Flip
Pick Your Nose And Eat It (PYNAEI)
Afterbirth
Smegmafingers
Should I Go On?

[smokester]

The Flipfingers

[Beatrix]

or Flipped Fingers.

I liked Manson's song on that idea, "This isn't music and we're not a band.  We're five middle fingers on a m0-f* hand."

[megamarkd]

A dark metal comedy band called Baron Salami.....?

[Beatrix]

Barren is an excellent idea, I looked up the word Baron too.  Of the lowest nobility, I could work with that.

[megamarkd]

I chose it as a play on Baron Samedi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baron_Samedi)

[Beatrix]

The Excitable Cells