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Make some noise!!!
« on: July 15, 2010, 09:52:29 AM »
It is so quiet lately that the silence is deafening.  Not just here on the boards but, for me, in real life too.  75% of my kids' school have already broken up and there is now tumbleweed blowing around the playground.  A lot of my neighbours have set off on their summer hols so even the noise from traffic is reduced.

Because of this I have started this thread so I can post, double post, treble post, sing, strum the keyboard with my fingers like this:

sdfsdfklsdlfkj;asoijopiuertiertkelrktnoerihjpweoipwdfj'

... in fact, I can make some noise whenever I choose without having to make any sense - and what pray tell is new about that then?

I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air....
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 10:18:13 AM »

So, anyone have a Vuvuzela handy?
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 02:26:21 PM »

What? Noone's here......
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 03:17:53 PM »

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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2010, 03:27:52 PM »
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2010, 04:06:45 PM »

Yay! I can hear tapping.

Probably the mice though as they get frisky around this time.
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2010, 04:37:21 PM »
It's winter holidays here so kids are playing indoors all day OR you get them to the mall where are hundreds of kids. I could enjoy some of your silence, believe me.  ;D
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2010, 04:50:10 AM »

The missus is off work today, so there is a big change in the 'silence' department..

My kids don't break up until next Thursday and I can't wait.  Mind you, don't quote me on that in 2 weeks.
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2010, 05:15:16 PM »
It's thundering where I am. Nature is being loud 8)
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 05:24:41 PM »

The only thing I can hear is the hum of my computers and the missus snoring.  That and some keyboard strumming:

asuiwuhhfswdfh  jkdfhsdhfs skdjfhsidufhysdfhsdhf skdufhsdhfshdfks

Told you.
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2010, 05:30:19 PM »
Now my weather radio is rattling off storm warnings :P
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2010, 05:15:27 AM »

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow
and.................... below

Only kidding Red, I'm just warming up for next season.
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2010, 04:03:48 PM »
Do the words "bask in the glory" go where the dots are?
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2010, 04:23:18 PM »

Something like that.

Funny how some ditties stay with you throughout your life.

There was an old woman of 92, parlez vous ...
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Re: Make some noise!!!
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2010, 05:05:02 PM »
I've heard some good songs on the terraces.
This one is a classic.

We're not English we are Scouse,
We're not English we are Scouse,
We're not English,
We're not English,
We're not English we are Scouse,

You can stick the royal family up your arse,
You can stick the royal family up your arse,
You can stick the royal family,
Stick the royal family,
You can stick the royal family up your arse...
And this has been going for a few decades now.

It was back in nineteen-sixty-five
On the very first day of May.
Me Dad sang and danced for the lads in Red
as he walked down Wembley Way.
Ian St. John scored the goal that won
The Cup we'd never won before.
And as his son I love to wear
The scarf my father wore.

It is old but it is beautiful
And its colours they are fine
It was worn in Paris, Wem-ber-ly
In Rome and on the Rhine
My father wore it as a youth
In the bygone days of yore
And as his son I love to wear
The scarf my father wore.

And a few modern classics.

She loves a scouse cockerel,
She loves a scouse cockerel,
John Terry's ma,
She loves a scouse cockerel
You'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney,
You'll never shag a sexy bird, Rooney, Rooney,
He used to play for EFC and now hes shagging OAPs
Fat rotter Rooney,
Wants to shag your gran...
Chelsea, Chelsea, wherever you may be,
Don't leave your wife with John Terry.
His dad deals coke,
His mum steals tea
He cried when he missed a penalty...
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