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Offline CMF

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Beard
« on: September 11, 2010, 05:46:41 PM »
So I started growing a beard. I am going for a goatee.
Can anyone give me a tip on growing it? For now, it is a very long process and there are some places where hair grows more than others, so I get an irregular shaped beard. If I try to cut it, then it gets too short.

Any tips from "experts"?
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Re: Beard
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2010, 03:03:23 AM »
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
a sharp razor and take your time shaping it .you can buy beard trimmers which work on height
if your going for a goatee try something different ,as you can shave off and grow again
as for the growth part . that's  up to your body
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Re: Beard
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2010, 06:52:52 AM »
I hope to never grow a beard. I have no advice ::)
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Re: Beard
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 12:34:24 AM »
Quote from: Skadi on September 15, 2010, 06:52:52 AM
I hope to never grow a beard. I have no advice ::)
ha ha ha  ;D
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Re: Beard
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 10:05:19 AM »
Use shaving oil not foam as you can easily shape your beard that way.  If you have thinner hair in bits then don't grow the beard that far, for example: I have sparce hair on my left sideburn so I stop the jaw-lines of my beard at the mandibles.  Lastly, I always remove the top half of my tash as if you leave it, it can totally distract from your beard.
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Re: Beard
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 04:49:18 PM »
Quote from: Skadi on September 15, 2010, 06:52:52 AM
I hope to never grow a beard. I have no advice ::)
Former DDR shot put ladies style? :P
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Re: Beard
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2010, 07:49:18 AM »
I just saw this on another news story link :D



Richard Lorenc and his mother Vivian Wheeler,
a bearded lady who has appeared in sideshows on and
off throughout her life, were recently reunited after 33 years.
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Re: Beard
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2010, 01:39:15 PM »
Real men grow bushy beards of pubic coarseness.
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Re: Beard
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2010, 04:22:11 AM »
Quote from: Skadi on September 15, 2010, 06:52:52 AM
I hope to never grow a beard. I have no advice ::)

Seconded.

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Re: Beard
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2010, 06:09:45 AM »
at the moment i have a gotea ( how ever you spell it  :D)  8)
starting to itch
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Re: Beard
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2010, 06:28:38 AM »
vivian wheeler in a wheelchair

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Re: Beard
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2010, 10:04:14 PM »
Quote from: Methiah on October 09, 2010, 01:39:15 PM
Real men grow bushy beards of pubic coarseness.
Quote from: goldshirt*9 on October 10, 2010, 06:09:45 AM
at the moment i have a gotea ( how ever you spell it  :D)  8)
starting to itch

Am I just sleepy... or do these two statements seem humorous quoted together?
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Offline laama

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Re: Beard
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2010, 05:17:38 PM »
Wikipedia beard article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard

Lots of fun.
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Re: Beard
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2010, 09:33:09 PM »
More beard fun :)

there's a Wooly Willy on line :o I'm sleepy so the one I made is stupendously crappy because I put zero effort into it :D

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