I don't know why I keep buying campbells soup. Tonight it was "Jammin' Jerk Chicken", and they sure were bless'ed jerks. NO bless'ed CHICKEN.
This poo:
http://www.campbellsoup.com/Products/Chunky/All/121258It was rice and bean soup in acid broth.
Now you may remember my previous experience with rockin orange bless'ed kicken chiken soup, which had the color of 1990's Nickelodeon, but I am stupid, and out of food.
Now the "kicken chiken" tasted like bless'ed insanity peppers, this jammin poo wasn't much better. It begins to explain why Walmart is now selling FLAVORED antacid tablets.
Flavor is meant to be an accent, not a brass knuckle strike to the bless'ed tongue. I don't like how chips are covered in flavor powder poo anymore either. It's making me wonder what the golly is wrong with the food industry.
Give me a nice Plomeek soup over this technicolor cowpoo. It would only be logical.
And it wouldn't give me heartburn.
Also, this soup fights booze poorly. I'm FitShaced.