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Offline 8ullfrog

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SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« on: January 16, 2011, 05:50:59 AM »
Place two slices bread on plate open face.
Add 2.5 ounces meat.
Add slice of cheese.
Add vegetables of choice.

On second slice add

Mayonnaise
Mustard
Salt
Pepper
Oil
Vinegar.

Combine slices of bread with contents INSIDE.

Slice diagonally (it makes the sandwich better)

Serve.

(vegetable order is open to interpretation, if you want exact instructions post back.)
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 06:13:03 AM »
There was a period here when cutting your sandwich diagonally was considered effeminate. 

Which was fine if you were a woman of course.

Personally I cut them lengthways so both sides are identical, which eliminates the crusty/less crusty dilemma for me.
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2011, 01:07:33 PM »
for lunch I had turkey, cheddar, spinach leaves on sunflower seed bread.. cut the non femme way ::)
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2011, 01:24:15 PM »
Non femme way?  Does that mean horizontally?
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2011, 02:04:22 PM »
Quote from: dweez on January 20, 2011, 01:24:15 PM
Non femme way?  Does that mean horizontally?

apparently so ::)

Quote from: smokester on January 16, 2011, 06:13:03 AM
There was a period here when cutting your sandwich diagonally was considered effeminate. 

Which was fine if you were a woman of course.

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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2011, 06:44:04 PM »
Hehe, I was being dirty...sorry.  ;)
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2011, 07:36:10 PM »
heh.. I get it now ::)
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2011, 05:06:49 AM »
I like to cut it straight so that it's easier to dip into my tea.
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2011, 11:09:11 AM »
Quote from: chekovsulu on January 21, 2011, 05:06:49 AM
I like to cut it straight so that it's easier to dip into my tea.

oh.. well.. you know what that says about you...  ::)
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2011, 10:53:04 AM »
I do have great abs :)

My sandwich procedure alpha is a sandwich filled with cucumbers and a little tomato.  The cucumbers are most important, they go well with butter.  I prefer to use Clover as my spread.  If I'm feeling crazy, I would add some marmalade or jam/jelly.  Cucumbers are so tasty, sometimes I cry just thinking about it :'(.

I've not ever thought about adding salt or oil into my sandwich, it's never really occurred to me, but pepper does help when I'm feeling especially dangerous.
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2011, 02:30:16 AM »
sandwich dunked into tea  ???
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2019, 02:27:30 AM »
Necromancy. In Captain Marvel it is revealed that Nick Fury can not eat a sandwich if it is cut diagonally.

FASCIST, I say.
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2019, 05:57:24 AM »
My father used to say that if you blunt cut the sandwich (not diagonally), it ruined the flavor.
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2019, 11:42:41 PM »
with or without crusts ???
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Re: SANDWICH PROCEDURE ALPHA
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2019, 11:19:33 PM »
I've never understood the crust cutting off thing. Like, where does that even come from?

However, I do remember customers screaming whenever we ran out of the stupid smuckers hot pockets, or as they were actually named "Uncrustables". Like seriously? That's the only thing your little poo will eat? Like I won't eat fish because I puke, and I don't like mushrooms ever, but I can't understand that level of picky eater, or how it is tolerated.

Then again, I come from a family where you eat it or you get hit in the head, so maybe that shapes my perception.
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