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Offline SACPOP

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NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« on: August 16, 2012, 10:56:36 PM »
NO. Just NO! Where are those OWS wallies when I need them?
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2012, 11:02:55 PM »
What's this?  First Total Recall, now Red Dawn?   WOLVERINES!!!!!

P.S. Charlie Sheen better have a cameo in it...cuz we know Patrick Swayze won't...RIP.
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2012, 07:13:46 AM »
Now the bad guys are North Korean.  ::)
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2012, 07:54:56 PM »
Quote from: dweez on August 16, 2012, 11:02:55 PM
...cuz we know Patrick Swayze won't....

Or could he...?
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2012, 09:32:38 PM »
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2012, 09:04:51 AM »
i don't know, the first one was alright, in a corny sort of way. there's going to be a lot of rebooted movies coming, their cheaper to make, and they hope to cash in on the success of the originals.
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2012, 09:27:03 AM »
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2012, 01:25:49 PM »
NO! Just don't remake that film. I don't watch many films, but Red Dawn is one of the few I watch.

I realize how stupid this sounds, because the obvious answer is "just don't go to see the film!" but I am bothered that in 2014, when I am switching through channels I will see Red Dawn and it will not be "teh GOOD ONE", it will be the remake.
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2012, 01:15:21 PM »
Yeah, that's a horrible feeling.  It shouldn't matter, but it does.
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2012, 07:25:52 AM »
no decent new scripts coming through i guess
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2012, 08:46:21 AM »
There must be good scripts around. But they prefer the sure thing. They actually KNOW how much money they're going to make even before they start filming the movie.
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2012, 01:31:23 PM »
It's easier/cheaper/more profitable to release a re-make of a crappy movie/tv show then to make something original.  Even if it sucked, the name recognition alone is gold.

BTW, they're remaking The Munster's tv show....as a drama.  Brad Garrett as Herman?  Logical choice right?  Nope, Jerry O'Connell.  I think this will suck harder than trying to get that first taste of a Wendy's Frosty.  About the only chance at saving it is Eddie Izzard as Grandpa.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2130271/
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2012, 03:13:46 PM »
Jerry O'Connell as Herman?! Big NO.
Eddie Izzard as Grandpa. YES!!
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Re: NOOOOO!!!! there's a new Red Dawn movie
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2012, 11:46:17 PM »
Red dawn looks like it will miss the point. This one will be like a reality show I guess. Reminds me of this:

As to the munsters

They're twisting it. Herman will be constantly rotting and have to deal with it.

Lily will be a horrible bloodthirsty vampire.

Apparently Marilyn will be a sociopath like dexter or some such cowpoo, she's supposed to be "The worst of them all."

And they're calling it mockingbird lane.

edited by dweez: fixed youtube link
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