I've bought everyone a drink to celebrate but as you have all failed to turn up at my door, I'm presuming that you'd all prefer me to drink them on your behalf.
So be it.
Happy anniversary all!
Hrm. Guess I got the wrong house. Oh well, I showed up at someone's door and despite the yelling I'm gonna drink all the booze I can before the cops arrive!
Uh-oh, there's the siren, gotta go!
Happy birthday, Diasfora!